tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56417069589186074152024-02-19T15:32:41.381+08:00Hey! Are you Joking? - Funny JokesBringing you funny jokes daily, we just want to make you happy. Hope our jokes can make your day. A loud 15 minutes laugh would increase two days of your life. Why not keep laughing by looking at our funny jokes?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger607125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-46681246024138838022014-05-08T19:29:00.000+08:002014-05-08T19:29:00.600+08:00Recently fired stock traderA recently fired stock trader said ...<br />
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"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-9330197994279542822014-04-23T19:32:00.000+08:002014-04-23T19:32:00.410+08:00Your husband needs restDoctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.<br />
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Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?<br />
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Doctor: They are for you.!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-56287400215425744682014-04-10T19:30:00.000+08:002014-04-10T19:30:00.393+08:00Why did you shoot your wife?Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?<br />
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Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-8480482971975504582014-03-27T19:28:00.000+08:002014-03-27T19:28:01.080+08:00Difference between Friend & WifeDifference between Friend & Wife<br />
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You can Tell your Friend "You are my Best Friend"<br />
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But Do u have courage tell to your Wife "You are my Best Wife?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-4605512793812938142014-03-02T19:03:00.000+08:002014-03-02T19:03:00.340+08:00NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPENNobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-25228462714980006412014-02-20T19:01:00.000+08:002014-02-20T19:01:00.588+08:00What if you don't see me for 2 days?A man came home late at night after a party.<br />
His wife yelled:<br />
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"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"<br />
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The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!<br />
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Monday passed and he didn’t see her......<br />
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Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....<br />
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On Thursday his swelling became better<br />
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And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-31480153049400335602014-02-05T19:00:00.000+08:002014-02-05T19:00:14.455+08:00Similarity between chewing gum & begumWhat's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ??<br />
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Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end..Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-39415390085097519152014-01-22T18:59:00.000+08:002014-01-22T18:59:00.110+08:00Husband, wife & spare tyreHUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further<br />
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Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-76737998371360209912014-01-02T18:58:00.000+08:002014-01-02T18:58:00.050+08:00Can I make a call to my wife?A man in Hell asked Devil:<br />
Can I make a call to my Wife?<br />
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After making call he asked how much to pay.<br />
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Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-57019795378900572762013-12-28T18:56:00.000+08:002013-12-28T18:56:00.296+08:00 Do you know the meaning of WIFE?Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...<br />
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Without Information, Fighting Everytime!<br />
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WIFE says: No darling, it means:<br />
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With Idiot For EverUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-38343913335122283022013-12-13T18:54:00.000+08:002013-12-13T18:54:00.029+08:00I look at your picture and the problem disappearsWife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?<br />
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Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.<br />
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Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?<br />
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Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-192018094108504372013-11-21T18:48:00.000+08:002013-11-21T18:48:00.309+08:00Habit of talking in sleepA Lady to Doctor:<br />
My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should I give him to cure?<br />
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Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-60174393084613922112013-11-06T18:53:00.000+08:002013-11-06T18:53:00.220+08:00To whom do you owe your success as a millionaireInterviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"<br />
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Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."<br />
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Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.<br />
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Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"<br />
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Millionaire: "A Billionaire"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-10219219271965258652013-10-23T18:40:00.000+08:002013-10-23T18:40:00.967+08:00Angry wife to her husbandAn Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:<br />
"Where the Hell Are You ...?"<br />
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Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn't Have Money That Time and I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)<br />
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Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!<br />
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Husband: I'm in the Pub Just Next To That Shop.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-26626366557443407952013-10-11T18:44:00.000+08:002013-10-11T18:44:00.500+08:00An intelligent wife"An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-63251078598442352642013-09-26T18:51:00.000+08:002013-09-26T18:51:00.917+08:00What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?What is the Difference between Mother and Wife?<br />
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One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-89483766001983650812013-09-07T18:38:00.000+08:002013-09-07T18:38:00.121+08:00Bloody English LanguageHusband texts to wife on cell..<br />
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"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"<br />
Wife: I'm dying..!<br />
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"<br />
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."<br />
Husband: "Bloody English Language!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-9096972912049731802013-08-27T18:50:00.000+08:002013-08-27T18:50:00.388+08:00Wife: Do you want dinner?Wife: Do you want dinner?<br />
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Husband: Sure, what are my choices?<br />
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Wife: Yes and no.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-37419127106462484762013-08-08T18:46:00.000+08:002013-08-08T18:46:00.057+08:00Lion bounced on wifeIn an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.<br />
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WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!<br />
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SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera..Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-1005338509973664372013-07-23T18:49:00.000+08:002013-07-23T18:49:00.808+08:00Part & Art of livingHaving "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...<br />
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But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-83471080090366483842013-07-05T18:45:00.000+08:002013-07-05T18:45:00.202+08:00Cool message by a wifeCool message by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-57828917444453671032013-06-20T18:43:00.000+08:002013-06-20T18:43:00.939+08:00Husband was seriously illHusband was seriously ill.<br />
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Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant and in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, no TV series, don’t demand new clothes and gold jewels, do this for one year and he will be okay.<br />
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On the way home..<br />
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Husband: what did the doc say ?<br />
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Wife: No chance for you to survive.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-10934340215846468942013-06-10T18:41:00.001+08:002013-06-10T18:42:30.606+08:00A Special Package for Business MenAn Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.<br />
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All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-19195210011748627422012-10-10T05:05:00.000+08:002012-10-10T05:13:16.061+08:00Singapore Radio Station JokesA Singapore radio station receives a call.
“This is the military. Can you tell us the exact time?”
The deejay asks: “Who wants to know?”
The caller says: “What difference does that make?”
The deejay explains: “If you are spies, it’s three o’clock. If you are pilots, it’s 15 hundred hours. If you are navy guys, it’s six bells. If you are local army cadets, it’s 120 minutes to happy hour.”Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0Singapore1.352083 103.8198361.098096 103.503979 1.6060699999999999 104.13569299999999tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5641706958918607415.post-14351585421886716672012-09-10T05:03:00.000+08:002012-09-10T05:03:00.205+08:00Army Jokes: The Three Golden RulesThe three golden rules for Singapore Cadets:
i) If it doesn’t move, hide behind it.
ii) If it does move, surrender to it.
iii) If it has four legs and isn’t a table, eat it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0Singapore1.352083 103.8198361.098096 103.503979 1.6060699999999999 104.13569299999999