We stare because we care

This week is Breast Awareness Week.

Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"

Tit-bits and banana split

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?

Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?

Banana split.

Why is sex similar to shaving?

Why is sex similar to shaving?

Well, because no matter how well you do it today,

tomorrow you have to do it again.

Heating up your dinner

A woman came home from work one day to find her husband using a hair dryer in his willy.

She said to him "what are you doing?"

He replied "I'm just heating up your dinner."

Bomb & a condom

What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?

In a bomb blast, population decreases BUT in a condom blast, population increases.

Say I love you

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?

To see if you really mean it!