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Apr 30, 2011

Cock slap on iphone

1: I just figured out how to use cock slap on my iphone! (kinda feel dumb)

2: Ummmmm. What?

1: HOLY SHIT! I mean: CAPSLOCK! (kinda feel realllly dumb now)

2: COCKSLAP

Apr 25, 2011

One spelling mistake can destroy your life

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her.”

Apr 24, 2011

Funny Video; Why so small



The Lady : what bird is this...??why so small...??

the guy : This is Import from Malaysia...!!!

The Lady : didn't see before...it looks small like kids that i saw....

the guy : it it just fly to Thailand here...

The Lady : ooo fly from far away and feather already gone...this bird bang to what why ITS head already flatten ...??go away

the guy : Nooo~~~arghhh falln*

Apr 20, 2011

Defacating

1: Heyyyyyy what are you up to

2: Not much. I'm just defacating outside.

1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken?

2: Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.

1: Ha. Good I was starting to worry.

Apr 10, 2011

Divorce

1: Your mom and I are going to divorce next month

2: what??? why! call me please?

1: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.