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Nov 30, 2011

I'm playing hooker with your dad

1: Note: Avoid FiberOne bars. They cause intense flatulence.

2: Will do!

1: Haha =]

2: I'm playing hooker with your Dad today!
2: No I meant hockey! Damn that auto correct!

1: Oh lord.

Nov 25, 2011

Alphabet Jokes

What is A B C D E F G stand for:

 
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
 
After A B C D E F G………………………….


What about H I J K?
 
He is just kidding……

Nov 20, 2011

Iraqis

1: Please keep warm. Iraqis it will hit -23 tonight. Counting the days.

1: Not Iraqis. It was supposes to say "it says". I suck at texting.

Nov 10, 2011

Have cum for me too

1: My pleasure. Have cum for me too!!

2: LOL

1: Oh my heavens. That was supposed to be FUN. I am mortified!! I would never say that. I am sooo sorry...

2: Freudian slip LOL I got a good laugh

1: Not freudian.... Stupid fill in in iPhone!! Glad you found it funny. I am finding that embarrassing!!!