Hi Facebook, I got laid

Thank you too, Michael, I had a great time as well. I'm glad you enjoyed my OTHER pussy :). I must admit, I haven't had sex in a while, so getting mounted by such a strong and powerful man was a pleasant surprise after so many long months of abstinence. I hope this message doesn't scare you off, I just wanted you to know what a wonderful time I had with you. You are permanently invited to "the-love-between-my -legs"

Comic: Don't cover. Otherwise we both have to die!

Why human has two hands

Why woman has two hands?


Why man has two hands?

Know Your Customers

A disappointed salesman of Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...





First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should had!? said the salesman, "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Comic - Bruce Lee

Swine flu - health warning

Check out below the look of a human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.

Come to work happy

More shit

The lower status you are in, the more shit you get

CAR hybrid with human urine

The real, doggy style

Mr Kentucky

Money Face

When you are too bored inside the office.

Full Disclosure when selling your home

The law says you must give full disclosure of any problems with a house when you sell it.



My neighbour is an asshole.

Breaking news - First Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

And we all know who gave it to him!

My Favourite T-shirt

My wife, was always after me to go shopping with her.

Then I began wearing my favorite shirt.

She doesn't want me to go shopping with her anymore.

Swine flu jokes

The Turkeys have bird flu. The cows have mad cow disease.

I'm telling you, boys... unless we want to see more ham served, on thanksgiving, we're going to have to get our own disease!

It's getting hot

Cute little boy sitting on a model's laps, taking picture together.

Yes, he's a real boy, soon-to-be real man.

Balloon surprise - blow job

Be careful when you blow a balloon!

How to serve chicken wings to a man

What every guy wants for Christmas