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Mar 24, 2012

That's how the fight started - Ex Boyfriend

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

Mar 16, 2012

That's how the fight started - Mad Cow

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

Mar 10, 2012

Singapore Cadet - Privilege and Money

Private Lim fails basic training and reports to the commander for punishment. The officer says: “Chose your own forfeit. One month’s loss of privileges or 20 days’ pay.” The Singapore cadet thinks about it. “I guess I’ll take the money.”

Mar 7, 2012

That's how the fight started - Phone a Friend

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...