1: I just figured out how to use cock slap on my iphone! (kinda feel dumb)
2: Ummmmm. What?
1: HOLY SHIT! I mean: CAPSLOCK! (kinda feel realllly dumb now)
2: COCKSLAP
Apr 30, 2011
Apr 25, 2011
One spelling mistake can destroy your life
One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her.”
A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her.”
Apr 24, 2011
Funny Video; Why so small
The Lady : what bird is this...??why so small...??
the guy : This is Import from Malaysia...!!!
The Lady : didn't see before...it looks small like kids that i saw....
the guy : it it just fly to Thailand here...
The Lady : ooo fly from far away and feather already gone...this bird bang to what why ITS head already flatten ...??go away
the guy : Nooo~~~arghhh falln*
Apr 20, 2011
Defacating
1: Heyyyyyy what are you up to
2: Not much. I'm just defacating outside.
1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken?
2: Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.
1: Ha. Good I was starting to worry.
2: Not much. I'm just defacating outside.
1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken?
2: Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.
1: Ha. Good I was starting to worry.
Apr 10, 2011
Divorce
1: Your mom and I are going to divorce next month
2: what??? why! call me please?
1: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.
2: what??? why! call me please?
1: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.
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