Feces navidad

1: I'm at my holiday party. Wooooo. Feces navidad!!!!

2: Wow. Talk about a party pooper! Hahah

1: :p I meant Feliz Navidad! Whoops!

2: Festive!

Can't stop douching

1: Dying. I'm dying

2: no

1: Yes
1: I can't stop douching
1: Coughing

2: XD sorry baby but that was hilarious

1: I know I laughed too

Syphilis

1: I'm tired of the snow. The weather report just said like 8-12 inches more or syphilis
1: Or something
1: Hahahaha

2: Syphilis?!?!?! I dont have clothes for that.

1: I'm not prepared either. Hahaha.

Iphone 44G - The world in 30 years

iPhone 44G ?!?!?! HAHAHA

It can do everything!