Riding his bisexual

1: Can you come over in like 5 mins to watch the kids?

2: Sure... wheres John?

1: He's outside riding his bisexual
1: **bike! Omg! His bike. Hahahah.

2: Yiikes, sorry I asked. Haha

Assface

1: And quick question...what is the name of that place you get the carne assface from

1: OMG!!! Asada....my phone changed it to assface. Must text that too

Have some lesbian or lesgauna

1: Have some lesbian.

2: WTF???

1: Spell check I was trying to spell lesgauna

2: What?!? Lesguana???
2: Is that a cross between a lesbian and an iguana?
2: Lmfao

1: Spell check on this thing gave me lesbian

2: What is lesguana

1: Lol. Oi am crying