Skin graft for Megan

1: What does Megan want for her birthday?

2: get her the skin graft set

1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF

2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's

1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!

Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey

A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show "Music Idol" performs Mariah Carey's song "Without you" in fake English.

The contestant's name is Valentina Hasan, 29 years old. She's from the village of Zvezdelina, in the Kardzhali Province. Valentina's married and "Hasan" is her husband's surname. She currently lives in Spain.

Ass pounded - with video

1: Guess who just got their ass pounded!

2: I don't know but tell me there's video

1: Omg. I wrote GROUNDED. and I hate this phone.

Whore foods - tall and blonde

1: Be home soon. Do you want anything from whore foods?

2: If you're at whore foods I'll take something tall and blonde.

2: But if you're at whole foods I'll take some peanut butter.

I love your nipples

1: I love your eyes.Period

2: and I love your nipples period.
2: dimples*******
2: LOLOL

1: Lmfaooo wowwww

2: Imfao auto correct fuxked it upp

1: Haha damm my nipless?

2: noo your dimples ***
2: lmfaooo