Singapore Radio Station Jokes

A Singapore radio station receives a call. “This is the military. Can you tell us the exact time?” The deejay asks: “Who wants to know?” The caller says: “What difference does that make?” The deejay explains: “If you are spies, it’s three o’clock. If you are pilots, it’s 15 hundred hours. If you are navy guys, it’s six bells. If you are local army cadets, it’s 120 minutes to happy hour.”

Army Jokes: The Three Golden Rules

The three golden rules for Singapore Cadets: i) If it doesn’t move, hide behind it. ii) If it does move, surrender to it. iii) If it has four legs and isn’t a table, eat it.

Singapore Army Jokes: Ways to Boost Recruitment

Seven ways the Singapore army is trying to boost recruitment: 1) Military transport flights now earn frequent flier miles; 2) Superiors can now be addressed as “Dude”; 3) Army walkie-talkies replaced with latest iPhones; 4) There’s always plenty of parking at the mall when you’re driving a tank; 5) Radar screen toggles with user’s Facebook page; 6) New uniform to be issued in Ermenegildo Zegna herringbone with silk Hermes lining; 7) Army rations now include freeze-dried Starbucks latte.

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Army Jokes: Secure the Building

The term “secure the building” means different things to different military personnel. NATO troops: “Occupy the premises and prevent anyone else entering.” US Marines: “Make an all-sides armed assault on the place, and then defend it with suppressive fire.” Singapore soldiers: “Take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.”

Army Jokes: The work of 50 Soldiers

As a joint exercise of Southeast Asian forces gets underway, a Malaysian general says to a Thai colonel: “I just discovered something that does the work of 50 soldiers.” The Thai asks: “Really? What is it?” The Malaysian replies: “Two hundred Singaporean soldiers.”

Army Jokes: Shooting Exercises

The commander sees the hopeless results of Private Tan’s shooting exercises and his face falls. Tan, knowing that he has done badly, says: “Sorry, sir. I feel like going to a quiet corner and shooting myself.” The commander says: “Good idea-la. I suggest you take a lot of bullets.”

I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

Jimmy Kimmel Live - YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present Jimmy Kimmel Live's YouTube channel features clips and recaps of every episode from the late night TV show on ABC. Comments: Lol the kid at the end well tell him to suck mah balls 125boogie 1 minute ago I have a feeling that the girl at 2:00 is going to grow up to be a bitch kalvin654 11 minutes ago So I'm pretty sure that the kid at 2:35 is the same kid that punched a wall in the Halloween video. carlajimm7 23 minutes ago You know what I just noticed.?.?.... It's videos of only whites,blacks,mexicans and no asians. Lol not to sound racist or anything, just pointing it out. XD TangAppy 37 minutes ago It's funny cause he fat Callmecrazy456 52 minutes ago Lov the last video GliterGirl99 1 hour ago The sandwich girl is so cute! She is trying to not hurt anyone's feelings haha TheyCallMeCade 1 hour ago 3 That was sooo funny:) Rayanab4 1 hour ago I liked the last video :) Lego1325 1 hour ago classic ...but cruel, now these kids are gonna grow up with an inferiority complex...!!!! guess that last comment fits, you tell him kid!!!!!! lmfao!! djromeo69hotmailcom 1 hour ago Mom: well jimmy kimmel told me to do it kid: we'll you can tell him to SUCK MY BALLS ashleyCSB1 2 hours ago That's mean but it was funny ultimatekevin6 2 hours ago I nv had a Christmas present from my parents so appreciate it kids;) MoonGLowMeAre 2 hours ago that you stupid parents is gonna be a no life.. VadeTheGamer 3 hours ago @VadeTheGamer What the fuck? Was that even english? ssrocksss 1 hour ago @ssrocksss the only reason it didn't seem like it was cause i forgot the quotations,myyyy bad and cause i forgot the kid part not a very good typer lol VadeTheGamer 1 hour ago If Only the parents gave them a gun.....O.o RandomAsian1001 3 hours ago I wanted a hello kitty shirt -:0 ONLY SCENE KIDS SHOULD GET THOSE! heheemily98 3 hours ago "you stupid parents" kid had a freakin spas attack felsheikh 3 hours ago "Well tell him to suck my balls" SincerleyyLeslie 3 hours ago "Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it ." SincerleyyLeslie 3 hours ago LMAO! i can't stop laughing Haha pinkscar7 3 hours ago 3:51 its just xmas not the end of the world -_- Xheer32 3 hours ago This kid just hit the lotto. At least $50,000 in appearances. sad :( fabjtown1 3 hours ago -3 the hot pockets girl! She did so well with this little test of how "bratty" she is. She did her best to be humble! This is why I like white girls :) LightVangel 3 hours ago Wow fukin inconsiderate fucks allstarplaya1294 4 hours ago You are horrible for doing this, and it's not funny at all. Jimmy Kimmel is a horrible comedian and host. Minetide100 4 hours ago @Minetide100 Get over it. You obviously have the sense of humour of a brick leesmartin 3 hours ago 4:43 Nice kid. AmyJiffy 4 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show NereidaFranklyn 4 hours ago Tell him to suck my balls Gre3ktoast 4 hours ago 4:44 was omg i dont. even no i almost peed. omg MsBeachlover2000 4 hours ago love it omgiambri 4 hours ago Damn... BleedingHeartOfIce 4 hours ago 4:00 "I got ponies?!" *sigh*...one day he'll grow up and be manly enough to appreciate that present. alfa995 4 hours ago 2 suck my balls=SWAG NESC48 5 hours ago Well tell him to suck my balls! I almost peed my pants when I heard that! LOL! brittanybeballin2 5 hours ago pretty sure my dad would give me a tampon and it would react in me saying " What the hell is this! I'm no chick!" lol sporeplayer100 5 hours ago lol mr.potatoe head :D bazeen9999 5 hours ago 6 3:18 is the funniest :) bazeen9999 5 hours ago I love the kid who told his mom to tell Jimmy kimmel to suck his balls. That was absolutely priceless! crazygirl102098 5 hours ago lol at the beggining of the video the juice isnt even full lol bazeen9999 5 hours ago I bet the two brothers at the end of the Halloween video didn't fall for their mom's crap again at Christmas. Bless those two. LightBrand 5 hours ago U r so fuckin crule njhbnjhb121 5 hours ago in playlist Trolling Adventure 12-17-11 "I like your cooking when you cook like dinners, like hot-pockets," l0l0l FazeiLLestcam 5 hours ago 2 «They're for girls» try telling that to the bronies xD SuriTheFallen 5 hours ago "OH! YOU GOT A MISTER POTATO HEAD!" ♥ xjuicycoutureful 6 hours ago 2 goes to show that kids don't know the true meaning of christmas do0dl3 6 hours ago "TAKE THIS BACK! I WANT REFUND" LOL robertslifetoday 6 hours ago Haha suck my balls b¤¤¤h rarizola2 6 hours ago Lol I do!! cheeseluverful 6 hours ago Who wants to see this kid on Jimmy Kimmel Live?!?!? 4:44 6menonaplane 6 hours ago 4 Comment removed 6menonaplane 6 hours ago he can suck my balls :) TheMotown0362 7 hours ago Hahahh priceless Ashlynn793 7 hours ago so funny MrWhat11the 7 hours ago This is why I got a terrible present. FUCK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL........ BITCH ajayzzz7 7 hours ago I've never laughed harder SarahSweethart 7 hours ago luv it so funny WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLS!!!!! lol joejoepatat07 7 hours ago OH you got some black beans, cheese, and a waffle house hat !!!!! mynameiscrispex 8 hours ago 2 @BlueMushyGirlx3 HURRRR WE DINT RELISE DAT TANKS DURRRRR I DINT WACH DA VIDO ER ANTHANG TheyCallMeBlackBeard 8 hours ago 1:40 was the best! Oh, and the WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALL, as well! Dininiful 8 hours ago HEHE why would they be so sad its just one gift BandJBOMBERS 8 hours ago hilarious hehe Juliannn5 9 hours ago lol , i love it . this is hilarious . datgudlyf 9 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show DreisbachTV 9 hours ago LMAO the dog at 1:20 takes the hotdog cobb3636 9 hours ago Why would any caring parent set their kids up for disappointment, even promote their crying,  so that this stupid experiment can provide a few adult laughs? Why would any parent expect their kids not to act in a rude, negative way? How can this "joke" be explained to a 4-year old? Their rudeness can't be criticized - this whole thing is rude, and stupid. 1419Victoria 9 hours ago @1419Victoria fag GrieferGames 8 hours ago WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLS xD TheRoboshadow 9 hours ago 48 0:45 -Little girl squeezes banana- Mom: What are you doing? Little girl: Pushing it. -Noms on banana- BlueMushyGirlx3 9 hours ago oh you got a mister potato headXD lenahanson 9 hours ago The little boy @ the end he is around grown folk too much if that was my kid he would get his butt beatin no one like nasty people dynamitediva10 9 hours ago tell him to suck my balls BoliColi66 10 hours ago well tell him to suck my balls!! mypccrap 10 hours ago TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS ! haha what a pimp MrBR12345 10 hours ago lol the end was the best TheSunglassChic 10 hours ago 17 He can suck my balls! Lol GreenPheonex 10 hours ago I freaking love this!!!! It cracks me up everytime! Love the kid at the end! This is better than the halloween one!! MissWalks 10 hours ago This was funny until that guy at the end ssid that, a child shouldnt use that sort of phrases - bad parenting. yeashmaytee 10 hours ago Well tell jimmy kemmel to suck my balls everytime I watch this j crack up when da kid says that  marilethenderson 11 hours ago I don't want a sandwich brother: ILL EAT IT haha made my day kattypig1 11 hours ago u jimmy whatever better be ashamed of ur self  !!!!!!! poor kids they already have stuff going around in their and U stupid people made THIER LIFE noemmilover 11 hours ago Not all kids react this way. This year we gave our niece & nephew a McDonalds glass & Chapstick in a generic sack, letting them think that was their gifts. Both politely thanked us. Of course I think they really appreciated their real gifts. theallens1997 11 hours ago Well tell him to suck my halls hahaha ICECREAM3122 11 hours ago Every time I watch this video again, the two top comments are different. moviesperson100001 12 hours ago Don't get me wrong...it's funny, but I think it's horrible that people are so willing to humiliate their kids for jimmy kimmels tv ratings. Stop being suckers for the boob tube. seannapoli1 12 hours ago Well tell him to suck mah balls! CharmanderMakesFire 12 hours ago Wasnt the fat kid in the halloween candy one? I think his parents got him to act. MaphewSetMeOnFire 12 hours ago These kids. Spoilt ungrateful brats. bestiesferlife 12 hours ago lol 4:21 "well you didn't do a really good job" yiayiane 12 hours ago black parents get her kids a waffle house hat? big suprise xMikex732 12 hours ago I love the hot pocket girl :) She's so cute! SavannahsNext60 12 hours ago @SavannahsNext60 I know especially because she thinks Hot Pockets are her mom's cooking. Seriously though she and her brother were the best behaved. Vote4RonPaulLiberty 12 hours ago I wonder which one will kill jimmy in 15 years.. Stickysickness1 12 hours ago did you smell your onion? hahahahhaaaa! shafta99 13 hours ago @shafta99 That was my favorite, too! Vote4RonPaulLiberty 12 hours ago Thumbs Up For Tits!! ClickHereForTits 13 hours ago 3 Hilarious msbieber9555 13 hours ago That just proves how much kids are ungrateful Brookelovesu11 13 hours ago @FinalFantasyLover can I suck your balls?? Hit me up ;p hornysoccerplayer33 13 hours ago The little girl at @1:40 reminds me of a little Reese witherspoon. HahH Brimrers 13 hours ago Really funny lol! Dj3BeAt 13 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show RaylenePerego 14 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show SportsBeam 14 hours ago Wow, kids are really bratty these days.... Bit that was hilarious! HeyItsMay123 14 hours ago that little blonde girl is so cute jackjustin12 14 hours ago @jackjustin12 a wild minecraft creeper appeared WillemStyle 14 hours ago Funny as hell at the end tell him to suck mine ballssssssssss stifler20092000 14 hours ago YOU SUCK!!! this sticks so badly in a child's memory...old shitty parents rtcw1993 14 hours ago WEL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALL$ hahahaha wow XD alan13gzz 14 hours ago This is just wrong. bennettpatches 15 hours ago i need a invisble fence for my dog he should be gratefull!! (: kllierbrandon 15 hours ago Not one kid appreciated that they got a gift atall except maybe that little girl,congratulations america,you taught your kids the true meaning of christmas Now suck my balls FinalFantasyLover14 15 hours ago The kids at 1:45 were adorable myfaceisyourface97 15 hours ago Well jimmy kimmel can suck my bawlz!! Lmfao accordingto27 15 hours ago lol here is the future of america...................im moving to canada lol butta7974 15 hours ago every kid in this vid deserves a slap in the face, except the little girls talking about hotpockets AshariaFabray 16 hours ago The kid who said suck my balls is my stepdads paitent. jumoo4295 16 hours ago Like hot pockets. jwilder729 16 hours ago The little chubby mexican kid is the most hilarious!!!!!! jwilder729 16 hours ago 3:56  LOL! "What?! I got ponies!!!!!?" lol Kendall09890 16 hours ago 2:35 cartman XD itamarhano 16 hours ago I'm not a girl!!! Lol divy1324 16 hours ago kids at 1:40 are great .. others are little spoiled, unfaithful brats.. how can you tell your parents that you hate them? ThePatrycjas 17 hours ago @ThePatrycjas Well, to be fair, at that age I think I would've cried and told my parents "I hate you", too, for recieving something like a potato or whatever. If you really wanna see spoiled kids, go look on Twitter at the many teenagers who complained that "Christmas is ruined" or they "hate their parents" because they didn't get an iPhone or the car they wanted. twofinepeople 16 hours ago 2 'well tell him to suck my balls' an instant holiday classic dachamp1798 17 hours ago you know what this kids are bad, angelspary 17 hours ago That kid face who said " WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLZ" at 4:50 is priceless  ltugeras 18 hours ago Lol ' i got ponys' OBEYSergio 18 hours ago does the fat kid remind anyone of Modern Family's Manny Delgado ? corneutzu 18 hours ago 35 @corneutzu I was thinking the same thing!!! O.O xXWeevilWitchXx 14 hours ago @corneutzu spoiled gay ass fat kid GrieferGames 8 hours ago Did the fat kid say " i fuckin hate yu" SuperSminx 18 hours ago Does that fat kid remind anyone else of Eric Cartman? jewee 19 hours ago the fat kid was a bit insane SandyPrincessPatty 19 hours ago kids at 1:40 are very well mannered :D usernamemaybe 19 hours ago 32 @usernamemaybe i think you mean the kids at 4:40 are very well mannered :P jackjustin12 10 hours ago I WANT A PONY !!  Phoheadshots 19 hours ago I luv when he says WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS livetoswim3x 19 hours ago this made me lol... at work... hard... XDmichielXD 19 hours ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BAWLZ MrPenguinluvr 19 hours ago Why was the fat kid from Modern Family so angry about his shirt? chizoke 19 hours ago HE GOT A DAMN PONY!! I want one either D: vlad20033 19 hours ago The funniest thing I think I have seen in my life!! MsBez88 19 hours ago I'll eat it!!! MrTeamCenation 20 hours ago I get the food thing, but what the hell do you expect to happen if you buy children gifts that aren't "for" their gender, these aren't shitty gifts, these are gifts that of course will make children upset! I don't find this funny at all. emelia33 20 hours ago The girl at 1:40 is so smart. guolishan 20 hours ago The last boy needed some good parenting BatistaR0X 20 hours ago I absolutely Loved it!! Too hilarious, I even woke up my sister!  janibasschick 21 hours ago woooooow! a battery and an onion!!! ftw! :D wosnwo 21 hours ago @ 2:44 little spoiled brat i hope u are on the permenent naughty list haha Funkymonkey2618 22 hours ago It's mr.patota head. Hahahehwhehegehehehehe 40000iraq 22 hours ago That's some good stuff lmcoolk12 22 hours ago not funny at all.. abusing christmas for a stupid joke-.- and all the people who say:"Ungrateful children" cmon nobody can be stupid enough to believe that one single child on this planet would be happy about a rotten banana. arcusish 22 hours ago @arcusish Judging by the fact that she then proceeded to eat it, I'd say that particular child was rather pleased... InaFaye 21 hours ago To the people commenting on how ungrateful these kids are, that's the whole point. It wouldn't be entertaining if they acted like they loved the presents they were given. Them acting ungrateful is why the video was entertaining. Just chill out and enjoy the video. weerdo53 22 hours ago thumbs up if u searched 'a' KiddSmiley96 23 hours ago Lmao that was the best PharaohEstrada 23 hours ago Haha cant stop laughing when the kid said "Well tell him to suck my balls"!!!! ShinXMega 23 hours ago Well tell him to suck my balls ! Cx priceless GerryFalls 23 hours ago I love that boy at the end -3 kekeswaggalicious 23 hours ago LOL. Epic comeback at the end. "Well tell him to suck my balls!" blo0magic 23 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show ROOSEVELTHoda 23 hours ago how the fuck old is that kid? amyisawesome8 23 hours ago Ungrateful ass kids...spoiled rotten you better like this old half eaten sandwich there's kids in africa that would be happy with just that. Ass holes -___- LOVEPARAMORE09 1 day ago Jimmy kimmel told me to do it well tell him to suck my balls xD thecaptaincloudy 1 day ago Oh my gosh! I bet if they knew worse words than "stupid" or "stinking" they would've said it. :| Like the f-word etc etc baboylove 1 day ago Lol tell him to suck my balls Probllems 1 day ago Give that fat red shirt kid asian parents. I dare him to talk back like that. huangyinshan 1 day ago fuked up american kids.. fuking ungrateful alcaPROD 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show Tokyorosebiz 1 day ago I hate that kid in the red shirt that got a Hello Kitty shirt , he said ' you stinking parents ' and he said he hated them . so rude. maitheawesome 1 day ago I cracked up when the kid was like "I GOT PONIES?!?!?!?!" with that blank helpless expression on his face youflunkeddaycare 1 day ago Lmao that was hilarious! Great reactions!! chrischrischristina1 1 day ago you got a mistah potatah head Skullcatcher117 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls LMFAO EliTEHacKZz 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls! XD lmfao!!! missmadamemouse 1 day ago I loved the part where the little boy got a hot dog and then the dog stole it from him. igoape 1 day ago 22 No way with the last kid! Hahahahahahahahahaha I almost died because of his fault! Lol MichelleIllanez 1 day ago Oh yeah...the last kid said it. This is way not cool. VirgilDara 1 day ago That bitch's mom cooks her own Hot Pockets?! I need to get that recipe 1990GreenDay2009 1 day ago 2 mom: i though really hard about what to get you kid: WELL YOU DIDNT DO A VERY GOOD JOB hahahahahah! koshipoo 1 day ago WE'LL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!!! 😂👍😂👍 JoeyGotTattoos 1 day ago 42 I want a refund! Voltro45 1 day ago Omg I was LMFAOing at that last kid lol!!!!! lvrox22 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show drizzle1226 1 day ago honestly Marissa is the sweetest little angel so cute! ivanleungmusic 1 day ago @supadupa69lol and that's coming out of a guy with the username "supadupa69lol" aphan97 1 day ago @nesyaj You really cant spell "the" huh? Two fails, just give up lol supadupa69lol 1 day ago The two kids with the half eaten sandwich was too cute :) gublue24 1 day ago thats just wrong on so many levels jferrellHot 1 day ago WELL TELL JIMMY KIMELL TO SUCK MY BAWLS. LOL.  MiaReynoso 1 day ago That was the funnest thing I have ever seen lol peytonredrocks 1 day ago Parents=They lock legitimate presents in closet -:} yvagomez 1 day ago Lol i got a can of beans and an onion for christmas ( and other good things ). muddinguy100 1 day ago bahahahaha I love the kid at the end... Well tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my balls... lol never saw that coming :D saraigonzalez72 1 day ago 2 why are the fat kids aways so angry :C talkindurinthemovie 1 day ago 2 Man....Kids are so spoiled these days...The crying one who tell his parents thet he hate them, wtf? Some children don't get shit for Xmas kazenokami51 1 day ago Well tell him to suck my balls............like if u know ur mom would beat ur ass for saying that at that age 49mdog 1 day ago teh children at 1:40 were adorable xD and hte kid at the end was the lolz Nesyaj 1 day ago The kid in the red shirt is such a crybaby TheRockpower21 1 day ago Hm.....Electric fence lets see do I have a sister?Will the color fit on her?Is the shock enough to make my dog laugh his crap up?LETS FIND OUT!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL MineCraftersProLink 1 day ago I think the mom of the banana eating child needs to watch her when shes older if she likes squeezing black bananas... Bar2BarDaBigBox 1 day ago I wish I stayed a kid and didn't became the a-hole I am now ! DAYSINTHEBIGAPPLE 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls!!! Lmao dirthotch1982 1 day ago I got an....old banana....lol BrutalnEpic 1 day ago I would like a pony :/ Take it like a man ! :3 NamelessKitteh101 1 day ago I hate videos that take forever to load :( me sad (.-.) hee hee upside down face! phofypanda1000 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show ShellaSary 1 day ago LOOOOL thefamouseone10101 1 day ago I got ponys ? Evestar03 1 day ago that was funnE Evestar03 1 day ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS. Juliahockey101 1 day ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MAH BALLS" ROFLMAO XD XD XD JXJJason 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls makes me laugh evertime devin07ful 1 day ago um?  brownie45brownie 1 day ago Lol "OH You gotta Mr.Potato head!" TheAdoptedShayTard 1 day ago 1:44 That girl is sooo pretty! TheAdoptedShayTard 1 day ago can i just say for the last kid......CORNER! NOW! ....funny bu.....t...um awkward. Sakurablossom131313 1 day ago Lolz leilia125 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show datgurl2100 1 day ago I want a REFUND! krissycat25 1 day ago The kid at the end can suck jimmy's balls. Yeeaahh2 1 day ago 23 So Funny! krissycat25 1 day ago "well tell him to suck my balls" LMFAO BESTINTHEWORLD40 1 day ago I my favorite part was when the boy told her sister that she should appreciate it. And at the end of the video he said "I'll eat it!" in the cutest way ever. I also love how polite his sister was in expressing that she doesn't like the half-eaten sandwich. Their parents obviously did a very good job raising them! Aviat92 1 day ago 56 that fat kid is a human form of CARTMAN JohnAntonyFortune 1 day ago Yes this is funny and i did laugh at their remarks but kids these days obviously do not know what the true meaning of CHRISTmas is. Very very sad. bumpkin92 1 day ago Well tell him to suck my balls!!! HAHA climbingdude25 1 day ago this is kind of sad. but a little funny. JUMBOpin 1 day ago The little blonde girl is very respectful and it gives me faith that there are still good parents instilling values and a kind respectful attitude to their parents. jcp012000 1 day ago 3 1:40 cute girl alsahri055 1 day ago look at 1:23...the dog!!! LMAO! Oh dear! laffing so hard i'm crying...LOL! magada10 1 day ago 2 @magada10 haha that dog was the only one who wasnt disappointed JMtheCONQUERER 1 day ago At that age I was smart enough to realize my parents were doing this as a joke. Some of these kids should have noticed that (but I'm glad they didn't for my enjoyment!). trick39berry 1 day ago The Kid Who Told Jimmy Kimmel To Suck His Balls,I Agree,If My Mom Does This,I'MA SAY THE SAME THING BUT INSTED SAY, WELL HIM SUX MY MONKEY BALLS! ASS HOLE! bigbangpegasus45 1 day ago Tell Jimmy kimel to suck my balls! freezebox732 1 day ago Well, you didn't do a very good job haha nanitaheart 1 day ago I guess the kid learned the suck thing from South Park. It is so funny. Lol Cerrucci 1 day ago Hahaha I would be like, YES!!!! A half eaten sandwich!!!! Just what I wanted guys!!! Hahaha sandyroxswim 1 day ago Omg this is hilarious!! crodriguez444 1 day ago I wanna Mr. Potato head! :p RemilyElysee 1 day ago Comment removed RemilyElysee 1 day ago Wow at least they get things for christmas be thankful Drake42B 1 day ago "Well tell him to suck my ballz lolz" thecanreview 1 day ago 2 Comment removed sparkleandstuds 1 day ago I'LL EAT IT mania10766 1 day ago Somebody can give me subtitles for 4.17 - what she said and what said to her? WaSeKz 1 day ago @WaSeKz She said " He thought really hard what to get you this year" bloomgregigloo 1 day ago Oh God, please feed your kid :( gangsta2312 1 day ago if my parents did this to me i would laugh xD Therandomguyinahouse 1 day ago 2:45 is that Manny from Modern Family? ^_^ MrNewDirection 1 day ago @MrNewDirection i know i think so too ! mania10766 1 day ago 49,879 people are kids SuperSpankyloco213 1 day ago LOL I LOVE THAT PART zoechung415 1 day ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS! , zoechung415 1 day ago Haha lol those kids are brats! duckfestable 1 day ago 1:40 I like this kid at least he appreciate what he got for Christmas, Great Job Mom! TheUniqueGemini 1 day ago Fat mexican :/ maiwe100 1 day ago The chubby kid should of gotten P90X. CHETxxxLEMON 1 day ago i like the last part when he said tell him he can suck m balls brothersforlife22 1 day ago I love it!!! After those reactions they REALLY wouldn't be getting anything for Christmas! Karmicsamadi86 1 day ago U can go tell to suck my balls hahahahahahahahahahahaha so f###### funny 7400didi 1 day ago @2017Downtown the screen name I use is purely sarcasm it does not reflect the person I am. So your point is what? Nothing?? Thanks Captain Obvious. missbhavingbadly 1 day ago Lekko Stronniczy mnie tu przysłał xD MonkeyZGL 1 day ago 4:20 and 4:45 is awesome! LoL! nodeblack 1 day ago 2:30 ''i'll eat it!!!i'll eat it!!!!!'' hahahahahahahahahaha konstantia7 1 day ago ALL these kids imitate their parent's behavior! Good and BAD johnnyromero8 1 day ago That fat kid raged so hard😡 croy2000 1 day ago i LMFAO when he said @ 4:35 '' I DON'T KNOW!! '' JabbaFanzz 1 day ago I can't believe people find humor in CHILD telling someone to "suck his balls". That's ridiculously disrespectful and vulgar. This is why kids are out of control it starts with "cute" stuff like this. missbhavingbadly 1 day ago 2 @missbhavingbadly thankfully you screen name shows us how to be good..... 2017Downtown 1 day ago Sooooooooo funny iloveAGdolls4ever 1 day ago best present ever! biscuitsrgreat 1 day ago I'm with the kid at the end telling Kimmel to suck his balls. Some of these parents were really cruel, especially shoving an onion into a little girl's face. Seriously? Happy holidays, I hope this makes you cry apparently. reugenegar 1 day ago I wanted a pony.... Ashurathehedgehog196 1 day ago i like just the part where all of the kids have their reactions cause it is so funny Smilez4Love 1 day ago So funny! I love the reaction of the girl who get a sandwich! she have respect for her mother. but the fat kid is so stupid and rude!!! villellaa 1 day ago Cartman Jr hahaha Chilltown95 1 day ago that chubby screaming kid reminds me of the kid from modern family:) utubegurl998 1 day ago SUCK MA BALLS . LMAOOOO sweetlilshortiii 1 day ago "OH, YOU GOT A MR. POTATO HEAD." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dragonzair 1 day ago th fucking mean and fnny at the same time caitlingalazzo 1 day ago Hahahahaha xD "tell him to suck my balls" omg hilarious XD KawaiiPanda441 1 day ago So trolls moved to the real world? This is awful! Cute4wolf 1 day ago What's wrong with some of you people? There kids some of you people need to grow up... And suck my balls... Lol sladyard963 1 day ago Best part is at 04:00 haha :D "I GOT PONIE ??? ltugeras 1 day ago I wanna deck the fatasss in the faceeeeeeeee:) plk2sexy 1 day ago I don't see this to be funny Steelhunky 1 day ago Hahaha that was hilarious, the little girl with the sandwich was the best...the jimmy kimmel show needs to bring her on as a guest. "I like the food that you cook us for dinner...like hot pockets..." bahahaha bunniesarerad 1 day ago 4 hahaha "i love your cooking when you cook, like, dinners. like hot pockets." Hahaha those kids are so calm and rational. lenalena111 1 day ago 4 Spoiled, bratty and ungrateful kids. It's OK they don't like the gifts but the behavior of entitlement they express is disconcerting. They throw the presents, scream hateful things at their parents. "You're stupid parents and I hate you." "tell him suck my balls.". "it's just a stupid book.". Really? There are kids out there with NO books at all. If they were my kids I'd discipline them, not put them on You Tube and call it funny. 5323leaf 1 day ago @5323leaf I came here to post something like this. It's really easy to tell which kids are spoiled (or overfed) and which have actually been raised well. People need to take parenting more seriously. radiomonkey20 1 day ago LOL @"Oh you got a Mr. Potato Head" MarkLemonds 1 day ago Lololol mjk0123456789 1 day ago That was sick but soooooo funny! MasterRAGEquit 1 day ago What a bunch of whiny people.Get over it seriously you idiots are acting like the kids robbed a bank.It was just a damn prank and one last thing stop comparing this against the way you were brought up you know why? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT about you're childhood. tr0ubled0ne 1 day ago TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLZ!!!! LMAO THAT WAS FAKE FOR SURE TheQiaoli 1 day ago well tell him to suck my balls! BEST OWN EVER. az5625 1 day ago @Chowmix12 --Seriously, don't you think it's the PARENTS who bullied their children by following his suggestion? A bunch of lemmings... 1greatnana 1 day ago @MyAlezay Not quite sure what you are trying to say? I think it's " I would love for my mother to give me a carton of eggs so I can throw them at people." Is that correct? 1greatnana 1 day ago @XxisitjustenoughxX How about it? My kids would have become instantly acquainted with Dawn if that came out of their mouth! 1greatnana 1 day ago Wow, some of these kids need spankings. Some of that behavior is unacceptable. JSSJeepin 1 day ago This is hilarious! All you drama queens that are up in arms about it need to calm the hell down. A. the parents who sent in videos obviously thought their Childrens reactions were funny, and B. It's just a joke so go take some prozac have a drink and rellllllaaaax. ;) accollin602 1 day ago Well u can tell him to suck my balls sparklesgurl23 1 day ago @tokyomilkshake2 Seriously? If the kid with the Hello Kitty shirt talked like that to his parents over a gift he didn't like (with NO reaction from the parents), I can only imagine how he's allowed to speak the other 364 days/year--he's a SPOILED, INDULGED BRAT! 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana I've already said that. tokyomilkshake2 1 day ago I Love it :D:D:D THEspiderschwein92 1 day ago This is messed up TheKookooKidsz 1 day ago U ppl r sick haloboy348 1 day ago I don't watch the show, and happened onto this video by chance. While baiting the kids with bogus 'gifts' may not have been the nicest thing to do, I cannot BELIEVE the way some of these kids reacted and spoke to their parents-OMG! Especially the monster who got the Hello Kitty shirt? What a spoiled little brat! And the smarty pants who needed his mouth to be washed out with soap. What the hell is up with parents would a) let kids talk to them like that, and b) send it out for the nation to see? 1greatnana 1 day ago It's so like Jimmy to do such a duchebag prank on kids bertoasaber 1 day ago You got a mr potato head Alexzorz1 1 day ago We didn't get quite the same response! Lol, he loved his toilet paper. :)  MatthewPodraza 1 day ago Comment removed konlakorn 1 day ago Well Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it. Well tell him to SUCK MA BALLS! JustinLevelVlog 1 day ago 53 Some kids are sooo adorable! I love these two: 0:45 "An old banana, I'm pushing on it!" 1:57 theresa:"I appreciate it as a present but I didn't know it would be like that!" I wish my future children were like that. :) ...and Fat kid said: "I want a refund! You stupid parents, I hate you!" haha, moron. academician06 1 day ago 3 Jimmy you're an ass and pretty pathetic to gain popularity for your lame show by messing with children! They're "children" you jackass and they don't understand or should be subjected to this kind of "humor" And the parents that do this to their own children to get their 5 mins of fame are even more pathetic! This is coming from a guy that has two little girls... ErphunMusic 1 day ago ...a hot dog hahahah Gman8610 1 day ago I have respect for the parents whose kid said she appreciated that they got her a present, she just didnt expect a sandwich. Those two were so polite and well dressed! XorangeXmangoXspiceX 1 day ago 53 @XorangeXmangoXspiceX i agree they were adorable:) utubegurl998 1 day ago @XorangeXmangoXspiceX i don't think she would've minded if the sandwich wasn't half eaten Starmadien2019 1 day ago @XorangeXmangoXspiceX I agree, lmao TheUniqueGemini 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show InocenciaMclay 1 day ago Know this........kimmel will do anything to extend his show or I should say fill in 5 mins of his show. Bidil6 1 day ago PONIES?!?!?! Lol Pikachu86500 1 day ago I GOT PONIES?! He seemed happy kubok275 1 day ago 0:53 ... Starting at such a young age, she'll make someone very happy one day KlutchKingHD 1 day ago tell him to suck my balls!!!! WildSlugs 1 day ago 2 What yesteryear show is he getting these clips? Certainly, one would want to know as much as possible concerning the reasons for re-showing yesteryear shows...etc.,etc.,etc. Bidil6 1 day ago Бедные дети )) Frozy100 1 day ago Yeah it would upset anyone, but still kids should know how to say thanks and fake a smile, not tell their parents off and parents should quit humoring themselves -.- It was funny though :P ddee181 1 day ago That was hilarious ! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! My six year old, after getting lots of clothes and toys, and a laptop, said "is that it?" mamichularoo2 1 day ago Actually, the kids reactions were pretty normal given the expectation these days to get toys...I'd say most handled it okay except the kid in the striped shirt. He overreacted just a bit. I loved the girl who looked at the banana and just decided to eat it! That's how you deal with what you get...make the most of it! addielois1984 1 day ago Those kids deserve it. Spoiled brats. MaIefic 1 day ago It´s cruel. Jimmy Kimmel. you are an a55h0le. It´s not the first time you do this cr4p just to fill 5 minutes of your "program". JuanFahey 1 day ago 4:43 barbiedollxo1 1 day ago LMFAO! Mr potato head!? 3:17 lol lloydlover1313 1 day ago 5 "I got ponies?!" hahaha. cherriblizz 1 day ago 2 awwwww 010loveu 1 day ago I actually would of wanted the hello kitty top :) Rhirhilol 1 day ago This is... stupid. Poor kids -.- Nitulein 1 day ago He got ponies.  icarly46 1 day ago omg lmao 4:40 1PhantasiePrincess2 1 day ago 2 The little blonde girl with the little pink bow is going to be a business woman or a lawyer one day. RobareThunder 1 day ago 6 This was funny like the Halloween candy video to aplbc 1 day ago well tell jimmy kimmel to suck my ballsss!! hahhaha badboy77746 1 day ago 2 These kids ARE NOT spoiled. When you open up a gift, you hope for the best. Now if you got a rotten banana, you wouldn't be that happy either. You probably wouldn't freak out, but you'd be angry. katrocks98 1 day ago Trinessa? Was that her name? TRINESSA? ApplaudedZebra 1 day ago Hahaha Mountaindew3888 1 day ago The fat kid with the Hello Kitty shirt is the best. Spoiled freakin turd. Ha Ha! Jimmy Kimmel suck my balls LOL nongthip 1 day ago tell jimmy to suck my balls ahha Bradensgoprofilms 1 day ago tell jimmy to suck my balls! lol izhafry7 1 day ago at 2:30 hilarious kid ! "i will eat it!!!" gorkdem 1 day ago 2 This has been flagged as spam show shosc16 1 day ago Lolwut. AQWSarah 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show KizzieTV 1 day ago I love the 4:44 part ''well tell him to suck my balls'' jyawsome 1 day ago @jyawsome woo woo woo legostarwarsgunship 1 day ago These kids are spoilt... undarken 1 day ago 2 Comment removed undarken 1 day ago did you smell you onion?? hahahhaha  devianpatel 1 day ago 17 "I wanna refund" haha forgetregret100 1 day ago 3 1566 people got ponies GhostMediaReborn 1 day ago "Well tell him suck my balls" HAHAHAHAHA. avita22 1 day ago 2 Tell him to "suck my ballz" was Hella gut busting funny! LOL! I liked the little boy who was willing to eat the 1/2 eaten sandwich too. "I'll eat it, I'll eat it, I'll eat it" lol! that little boy who threw a fit over the Hello Kitty shirt was funny as hell too. :) I Love this! :) Laughing so hard my tummy hurts. :D :D thanks Jimmy Kimmel! :) JenJui 1 day ago If I got a hello kitty jacket I would say "Hey that's just what I wanted" and then put it on and rip it blhrm5 1 day ago Will tell him to suck my balls haha funny ass hell SuperBlackops2011 2 days ago 3 3:30-3:40 Wanda Sykes :D iRocFitteds22 2 days ago Some of these kids knew to hold their tongue, but some were so incredibly rude. Even if these were bad gifts, one parent said she tried really hard picking it out. The kid who flipped shit was too much, too spoiled. Do not disrespect your elders, that is a main rule in having manners. MichikoHayami 2 days ago 8 This has been flagged as spam show levon110 2 days ago Ru serious who would do that really thats shitty goshenhottie1 2 days ago Hahahaha kids coollary1 2 days ago This has been flagged as spam show SexyBabesOnlyChannel 2 days ago 8 Someone forward this comment to this animal kimmy kimmel. I think that this would be a great segment for his show. I challenge him to a match either UFC ( MMA ) or even a no holds barred but the outcome will not be prearranged. This would be great everyone watching while I am like the one who stands up for the innocent children and I bash his face in for them. He might go for it I think that I might have seen this now thinner pig on wrestling or somewhere. Thanks for your attention. rammstein11004 2 days ago @rammstein11004 Internet tough guy detected. RaianTheFallen 2 days ago 2 @RaianTheFallen I could back it up ...... Just give me a chance to dance with him. rammstein11004 2 days ago @rammstein11004 Whatever kid. RaianTheFallen 2 days ago Jimmy Kimmel, trollin' kids. XD Jessicanana89 2 days ago 24 I love the black kids Oh you got a Mr. Potato Head 3:30 juansayblue 2 days ago 2 Lol that was funny JoshOversen 2 days ago Lol AppleAyah1000 2 days ago haha so funny, classic. check out my channel and my welcome video peace ~Cre8veCrew~ Cre8veCrew 2 days ago He always saves the best for last IronJon799 2 days ago The last one hahahahaha BlackMagicGamingPS3 2 days ago "That was your Great-Grandfather's hammer".....LOL! LiliannOHIO 2 days ago Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha­hahahahahahhahaha the funniest were the sandwich, banana and stapler. Lol a stapler ? Hahahah xNikoLovesJW 2 days ago Hilarious ksl12345 2 days ago Couldn't stop laughing!!! Hilarious tbc2490 2 days ago I love all these... deannagort23 2 days ago I would actually want some of that stuff, the batteries, the hammer, the hot dog. Suicidebob7 2 days ago so freaken hilarious!! yvonneg21 2 days ago " Well tell him to suck my Ballz.!.!!" love that kid sounds like something I'll say Kittycow1211 2 days ago I'm having the best Christmas ever thanks to Best Buy, They just sent me a $1,000 gift card, Now i can get presents for everyone Copy and paste bit.ly\vzigMk into your browser to see for yourself Thumbs up if Best Buy sent you one! RandalBoback 2 days ago AWESOME n HILARIOUS Pratty11Rox 2 days ago but then i would give them real gifts carolinacutie13 2 days ago Love it!! When I have kids I just might do this carolinacutie13 2 days ago Bad idea. Don't be cruel to children. reynoldsdayton 2 days ago LOOOL, last kids GOLD! MujtabaJDM 2 days ago I hate the new sound the like button makes.. ryangva 2 days ago ii would love ponys!! coolbeansclips 2 days ago That fat fuck, was that little Chris-chan? fslpoon 2 days ago Ponnnnieess??? I got PONIES?!?!? theyre for gurrrlllsssss... danaaax01 2 days ago That Dude at 1:45 is Awseome hahaha ACEMonkey4 2 days ago 2 I would give them the cases of mw3 battlefield 3 and legend of Zelda skyward sword cases with no disk Snipehunter505 2 days ago You guys should stop talking about the kid with the hello kitty shirt what the hell he is obviously mad because he is a boy and his parents bought him a girl shirt what would you think if they did that to you! Jeez he did not know they were joking he has the right to call his parents stupid no girl or boy would want something a boy or a girl would want it's painful to him knowing his parents bought him a girl shirt some of you people should really think about what he is thinking before you star 1218nana1218 2 days ago HILARIOUS! An onion and a battery! And the kid with the Hello Kitty sweater, I thought it was fake. As if he was told to do it, and if he was, he needs some acting lessons. TheCrewParody 2 days ago Look at that you got a MR.Potatoe head! TylerIsWoah 2 days ago çI mean , people really fucking yoke with other people (her or his kids) and dont remember or dont get what importat it sh0uld had tobe to your kids xd.After years dot un think about why are u in. "Time dont regreat about some memories"and its just a speetch xd.Because sometimes fathers sucks.  quaderoniad 2 days ago 1:40 is my favorite one kikigirl24 2 days ago Oh. You got a mr. potato head... hahah crackkyadome 2 days ago I bet the kid at the end got slapped at the end. XD camillemazurek23 2 days ago 2 that kid knows about returns already? awww all these kids were cute! "well you didn't do a good job" lol!, and that kid having a kaniptions is lmao. buxoma 2 days ago That fat kid needs to taste the back of my palm ( and by that I mean I want to slap him) and then I'd rip out his organs and tattoo 'hello kitty is beast!' on them and watch him cry as I shove the organs back down his throat until he screams the words 'I'm sorry hellowww kwitty' then beat him with his own testicles (no homo)... :) dogsrule22398 2 days ago Aww these kids are adorable.. Except that "stupid parents" kid -.- LivAwesomeAmor 2 days ago what that kid wants for christmas is for jimmy to suck his balls. lawl. XxDinoDomoxX 2 days ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!" XD LMAO!!!!! PixieHollowGalxD 2 days ago hilarious! buxoma 2 days ago Wow "stupid parents" I would have punched him with a potato. MiMixAwu 2 days ago the blonde girl at 2:00 is the sweetest angel isophocles 2 days ago 20 @isophocles I agree. She is absolutely brilliant...especially by keeping her cool under the circumstance of having to sit next to her loud brother. dembonez19 1 day ago Most of those kids are spoiled JackAttack2627 2 days ago well the kids who got the eggs and a hot dog seemed pretty happy kewliogurl 2 days ago Fuck why would he hate getting hello kitty? Hello kitty is the shit nigga! DavidRck 2 days ago in playlist Trolling with The7r0LL funny thing is...i ACTUALLY get this shit for christmas and pssshhh i think its pretty good :/ atreyu9a7x 2 days ago Hilarious! chandlorsmommi21 2 days ago 4:45 WIN xD Loopgordoo 2 days ago 4:40 "well tell him to suck my balls!" Hahahaha.! iDance1998 2 days ago When is goin to suck his balls or not ( no homo ) Master5Gamer 2 days ago Wow!! Any parent who allows their child to speak to them that way should be put in front of a firing squad! And we wonder why this country is in a state of decline!! And take the efffing twinkies away from the brat with the red sweater for goodness sakes!! CityBeatsNYC 2 days ago What balls?  MrHockey571 2 days ago @MrHockey571 the balls in your dick DragonBlasterMLG 1 day ago Jimmy Kimmel might be on is way to being the BEST troll ever. allianceofrapture 2 days ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS" HAHAHA LMAO!!! iluvmusic465 2 days ago 45 ALL KIDS GLARING - "i thought very hard about what to get u this year"- "well you didnt do a very good job!!" HAHAHA LMAO iluvmusic465 2 days ago 11 Lucky kid... He got ponies.. Wakapro7 2 days ago This has been flagged as spam show drizzle1226 2 days ago ahhh and the little girl! "i appreciate her getting us a present, but, i didn't know it'd be like that.." AWWWWWWWW iluvmusic465 2 days ago AHHHHHHHHHHH THE LITTLE BOY IS ADORABLE "I'M NOT A GIRL! THIS IS THE WORST PWESENT EVER!" AHHHH <3 HIM!!!! iluvmusic465 2 days ago i love kids, they're so innocent and funny LaQuisqueya81 2 days ago Go to the AppStore and download "app trailers", it allows you to earn $10 iTunes gift card and it's really not hard, just in type in the bonus code "emmanuel2" em4n59 2 days ago " well tell him to suck my BALLS ! " kinzzyfacetavia3 2 days ago lmfaooo. i laughed so hard i cried. the halloween one was funnier but this was still friggen hilarious. livexthexlife192 2 days ago Lmao MrVic29 2 days ago I love Marissa.. Good girl! det7caitleen 2 days ago in playlist Liked videos 8 I just got my $1,000 gift card from Best Buy for free! They're having a give away today (December 27)=> bit.ly\vzigMk TonjaBabe 2 days ago 4:40  gohutshacker55 2 days ago my parents used to put huge boxs the HAD cool stuff in it under the tree then fill it with other stuff inside. When the had grankids the bought them video games for game machines they didnt have first, so they were gonna give them away to people that had the right machine. Till they opened the last one, The game machine that went with the games they would have given away! HAHA right? HotHetroman2011 2 days ago I don't want to read too much into a light-hearted video but it seems as if only a couple of the numerous submissions had children who were not raised to be respectful and thankful, albeit the presents were not very appealing to say the very least. tiemysou 2 days ago 3 Well I appreciate her getting us a present but I didn't know it would be like that.. Those kids were so sweet!!! haute7 2 days ago 2 Great job In the parenting of the little blond girl and the brother they were so polite that little girl is so precious ! & as for the kid at the end of the video with the " suck my balls " comment, well shame on the mother for letting her child speak that way sweetseptemberx17 2 days ago 3 @sweetseptemberx17 I'm guessing he picked it up from "South Park". Milesco 2 days ago Kids must hate Jimmy Kimmel hahaha lilcupid93 2 days ago 1:23 It's funny how the dog takes the sausage from the kid... hahaha benoguerra 2 days ago @benoguerra Yeah, the DOG liked the present! Milesco 2 days ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MAH BALLS!!!! autiger817 2 days ago 4 What is this?! hahahahahahaha I love the girl's face expression so much! hahahahahahaah immaog34 2 days ago That kid at end needs to be smacked. Omgitzfano 2 days ago hahhahaha kids these days I like hello kitty, u can give it to me. AnnaBanana0313 2 days ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BAWLS!!!!! HonestVideoComments 2 days ago i love how the girls are more accepting of the situation than the boys RJMM 2 days ago 2 OK, Jimmy, you heard the kid... now go suck his balls. torasap 2 days ago 1:49 props to the parents..... they are so well spoken and polite... good on ya! Rubyrdot 2 days ago 2 This has been flagged as spam show SexyBabesOnlyChannel 2 days ago 13 Tht was funny TheVande17 2 days ago We would have been grounded until adulthood if we had talked to our parents like this. Also we did not "expect" gifts, we were grateful, and if we got something we did not like, we smiled anyway. SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago 37 @SuperStarsNStripes well no one would get them a bad gift muhammadsshahab 2 days ago @muhammadsshahab Bad gift or not, they shouldn't scream at their parents or call their parents bad names. That is a spoiled and entitled way to look at the world. SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes These gifts are intentionally bad to cause a feeling of sadness or anger. And another person living in the past! Oh in my day it was like this and like this! Generations are changing and the sooner you learn the accept it the sooner you can be happy about yourself. If you hate the younger generation so much get off the internet! Cause I'm sure there wasn't any in your day! Biekdafreak 2 days ago @Biekdafreak Overreacting much? First of all you totally misinterpreted what I wrote. Second of all I do not hate the "younger generation" (why do you think I am so old?) and I do not hate the internet. What a rant! SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes Let's give your grand kids a potato or some coal. I'm sure they'll smile and say how grateful they were! Give me a break! Biekdafreak 2 days ago @Biekdafreak I'm not old enough for grandkids, but wow did you ever misinterpret my post. When did I say this is a good thing to do??? SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @Biekdafreak What is interesting to me is that you did not rant angrily at the person who said "put the kids in front of a firing squad" or the person who said they would feed one kid his own organs. You picked on my post, which just said I'd have been grounded a long time for that type of behavior. Lol SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes Absolutely!!!!! As a parent, I would have smacked that kid silly, not post the video on YouTube. rhomis 2 days ago 3 Haifab1- totally I mean why should that stupid kid say suck my balls. I bet his parents didn't even do anything anyway kraftycheese6 2 days ago Lol... This was funny and all but did we ever consider how badly christmas can ruin kids. They expect to get anything they want on that day and God forbid they don't, their world basically crumples. I only saw two "good" kids. The brother and sister with the half-eaten sandwich. He said one word that is so simple its forgotten, Appreciate. Always appreciate things you have, because tomorrow it may not be there anymore. Good Job Jimmy, you just showed how spoiled rotten american kids can be. Amatiya 2 days ago @Amatiya actually, the girl with the banana and the kids with the eggs and hot dogs were also pretty gracious. Even the kids who got the beans and potatoes, although obviously confused and disappointed, were well behaved. It's the parents who are wrong here. Pranking your kids like this will hurt even good kids. I don't even blame Jimmy. It's his job to instigate this kind of thing. richardlsmithii63 2 days ago @richardlsmithii63 I never said its the kids fault...Nor did I blame Jimmy Kimmel (I even said Good Job). Parents are clueless to their own actions. Gracious is too exaggerated, the other two adjectives described them perfectly. Imagine children who never got anything for christmas, replay the video and see how hilarious it is. Well behaved ehhh not so much... Amatiya 2 days ago hey i got bras and a jar of pickles for christmas. i'm happy Ü msjujubee11 2 days ago in playlist Trolling with The7r0LL Hahahaha cooking like hot pockets HeyHey9027 2 days ago this what american kids all about dirty mouth , no manners cursing their parents calling them names , what u could excpect when they growing up More retarded american haifab1 2 days ago @haifab1 I agreed with everything you said up until you used the "r" word. Makes you no better than the children you just complained about. 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana i know truth is hurt honey, All i mention above =retarded child / adult dont fake feeling cause the world know u have none of it god bless from europe haifab1 1 day ago @haifab1-Well, it's obvious then that you are not from here, the word "retard" is offensive in America. No faking here, dear. Happy New Year. 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana American offensive by the word" retard " but not offensive with all blood in their hand killing millions innocent kids/womens around the world u just pathetic double faced selfish people dont message me again retarded haifab1 1 day ago 4:43 well tell him suck my balls, HAHA shyrowstand 2 days ago 3 "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!!!" XD Kayla06091 2 days ago Jimmy Kimmel is the best late night TV talkshow host, this video just solidifies it! FGBCHENG 2 days ago @theraven27 ok party pooper. Ruin everyone's mood SuperDoctorV 2 days ago the girl in 1:38 talks pretty good isuperman911il 2 days ago @proud2bebelgian OMG YES TheRealPygmy 2 days ago Mom:jimmy kimmel told me to do it Boy:TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS! CapeCodsGhostfiles 2 days ago Look at the view count. FUCK YEAH 1234 World1Level2 2 days ago this is all fun and funny but imagine the child who didn't recieve a meal let alone a gift seeing this... just a little break in the laughter to think of how lucky we really are! theraVen27 2 days ago 2 Thumbs up if YAHOO! News brought you here!! :)) sarahi010 2 days ago 2 Books are awsome YOU stinkin children stenk000 2 days ago @stenk000 friends are better. you missed out! theraVen27 2 days ago my name is Kevin.What are you talking about? MelanieClyde08 isuperman911il 2 days ago A hot dog stenk000 2 days ago

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That's how the fight started - Car Accident

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

Leather Dresses

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

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That's how the fight started - Fishing

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I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

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Singapore Soldier Joke

A NATO soldier, standing guard in the rain with a 20-kilo pack on his back, says: “Life is hard.” A People’s Liberation Army soldier, standing in the snow in an ill-fitting uniform with a long march ahead, says: “Life is hard.” A Singaporean army cadet taking his iPad out of the 15-kilo pack his maid is carrying, says: “No Wi-Fi? WTF?”

That's how the fight started - TV

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And then the fight started...

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The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

Singapore Cadet - Privilege and Money

Private Lim fails basic training and reports to the commander for punishment. The officer says: “Chose your own forfeit. One month’s loss of privileges or 20 days’ pay.” The Singapore cadet thinks about it. “I guess I’ll take the money.”

That's how the fight started - Phone a Friend

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

That's how the fight started - Christmas Gift

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

Funny Jokes - Ocean View

A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jannie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice boobs and wore tight pants.

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

2011 Darwin Awards

That last one has to be a "Land" speed record for a Chevy Impala!

It's that time again. The 2011 DARWIN Awards are out. The annual honor is given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... HONESTLY! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY!!!

And the nominees were:

Semifinalist #1
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.

Semifinalist #2
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles

Semifinalist #3
A 22-year-old Reston , VA , man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail road trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. 'The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground,' Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was 'Major trauma.'

Semifinalist #4
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized.

Semifinalist #5
Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as ''bright'' by his peers.

And Now, for the winner of this year's Darwin Award -
(As always, awarded posthumously):

The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!

The facts as best could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.

The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20 -25 seconds. The driver, and soon-to-be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.

However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable.
Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.

You just couldn't make this stuff up, could you?

Women and Home Depot

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that’s an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet." This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Army Jokes: Singapore Dessert Soldier

Two Singaporean soldiers are talking. Tan: “Pass the tiramisu.” Lim: “Cannot-la.” Tan: “Why not?” Lim: “Against army regulations to help another soldier to dessert.”

The Truth is 'Out There'

WOMEN -

Two female friends are catching up:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes, the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.  And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...


MEN -

Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are "networking"...:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep.
You?

- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
Couldn't find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.
It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful... Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f..cking candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so p.ssed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about f..k knows what!

A Trilogy of Funny Commercials that never made TV

Three (3) funny commercials you will probably never see on TV - Tidy up with Ikea


Comments:

poor kid ..im w8ing for the video where he finds out what he was holding when he was little

amraKAMC 3 hours ago

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MrThomasCWest 1 day ago

The shoe-lace one is the best but that one with the kid is a bit disturbing :-|

yokhana 1 day ago

Theses are awesome commercials

PiefaceclownPrdctns 1 day ago

Christ, Ikea must be the sole reason everyone thinks Swedes are pervs :/

einarssone 2 days ago

mtta1979 you must have never seen a couch, because if you did you would know they have these things called crevices all over them where things like forks like to hide and receipts and socks and tons of crap. So your statement is well...generally retarted. Very funny commercials ;)

dustinx45 4 days ago

In the first commercial were the fork goes in the womans back but if you noticed the couch was completly clean nothing was on it not even the fork so just watching that commercial didn't make any sence at all *FAIL*

mtta1979 5 days ago

240p.. We meet again

LawlietJP 5 days ago

looks like the first couple skipped spooning and went straight to forking.

TheMostEpicNameEver 6 days ago 11

I find the last middle one hilarious simply for the fact that she's now on Parenthood.

RCycleRider4Eva 1 week ago

too funny! love it!

jezdamayel 1 week ago

Too bad the vibrator commercial DID reach Dutch television. Because we're cool like that :P

VertigoZero555 1 week ago

@VertigoZero555 we had the last one in england too :p

BrightonPablo 1 week ago

The last one" Behold The 10cm toy bullet!"

Physicspilot 1 week ago 5

Ikea or I kill ya.

250videos 1 week ago 4

The 1st commercial brings a new definition to "do it yourself".

cheesecak152 1 week ago

Just proves what gods ikea are

infinityeelTV 2 weeks ago

Dildo! Lmao

Bigbone92a 2 weeks ago

Where were these aired. Not here in US, we're too conservative for good fun

OuiBlank 3 weeks ago

jajjajaja limpia tu cuarto

CristhianEscurra 3 weeks ago

Haha love the last one xd

TheHallowiebenik 3 weeks ago

Lol hilarious! XD

peaceperson21 3 weeks ago

Haha I love the dildo one LOL :D

11goff 3 weeks ago

1:20 is some funny shit lol

XXkupkakeXXxx 3 weeks ago

they need to put this stuff on tv lol.i would rather watch commercials then these actual commercials that made it on tv xD funny stuff

davidchernikov 3 weeks ago

@CEthomas11 it was a vibrator

laxinFL0R1DA 4 weeks ago

what os that thing the kid was holding?

CEthomas11 4 weeks ago

Hahaha love the last one the kid is so cute

SWAGKINGSson 1 month ago

Lmfao the dildo is funny

moeali777 1 month ago

lol at the kid playing with the dildo

BreadForButter 1 month ago

wow ikea is nasty hahaha

51dumbdumb 1 month ago

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xChrizmax 1 month ago

lmao the last one was hilarious expessially how the little kid was laughing hahahah! (:

Hailey7713 1 month ago

MOM!!!!!!!!!!

saidivhs 1 month ago

first of all who leeves a fork on a couch second who eats spgetti like that besides your mom third who would want to have secs wit you after you have a kid so just throw that dill away or it time to have that talk to your son.....

singamijig 1 month ago

wtf the third one

rayxbrowning1122 1 month ago

The first one !!!!!!!! LMAO

RoseyLovesBritney1 1 month ago

I bet the last one was awkward for the producers.. "okay... now hand the child the dildo"

jsanford91 1 month ago 115

@jsanford91 ITS A VIBRATOR!!!

Doh616 1 week ago 24

@Doh616 It's a vibrating dildo.

MagePoO 1 week ago

@Doh616 back massager

cza2099 6 days ago

I .love the last one!!!!!! X'D

macko8626 1 month ago

Last one Fail

13XFACEX31 1 month ago

another funny commercial is "slobbersome gum infomercial" its really funny and even has funny bloopers!

randomhahahaa 1 month ago

Oh no! Awe man.. Why would they have a baby play with that..

Vdub15x 1 month ago

why the fuck would ikea, let a child play with a dildo ¿¡ :§

blackninga27 1 month ago

that last commercial was wrong very wrong

foreve331 1 month ago

im at the wird part of youtube again

thegamer13531 1 month ago

Bahahahaa ... Baby playing with a dildo... Can't stop laughing...

johnreyc18 1 month ago

What is so funny about the last one ? 

omar52334 1 month ago

OH MY GOD @ last one! That was funny.

peachescrashmacgyver 1 month ago

I'm surprised the second one didn't make the cut. That was fairly clean. The corpse and the vibrator... Not so much.

mistriousfrog 1 month ago

That last one was the best

bubajumo 1 month ago

The last one, Not only for the ladies , Kids can enjoy them too

NB5BHVL 1 month ago

Lmao #SWAG!

DeeJayAyy 1 month ago

wut... hehehehehehe

Kittykatkiddo101 1 month ago

You sure they never made tv? Pretty sure I saw the first and last one before...

08codys90 1 month ago

hahaha. LMFAO

Halo3fanatic1998 1 month ago

LOL

JollyGreenGordon 1 month ago

When that kid grows up, everybody will make fun of him for playing with dildos :P

RainingBrokenHeartz 1 month ago

that's wrong in soo many levels

latinsuga121 1 month ago

ROFL the little kid haha thts great

LazerXX2234 1 month ago

LOL@ THE 3RD ONE!!!

eeagirl128 1 month ago

She got stabbed in the back by a fork.....you know what this mean ladies?

you have angered the the kitchen gods!

mrtundra45 1 month ago

Smh that was not okay get real.

AmbiiEmoRock 1 month ago

Who keeps shoes on their bed while they have dinner? Funny, but it makes no sense

TBIRD0625 1 month ago

OMG!! that is soo funny!! Like kids NEVER find vibrators??

Bjmorgan73 2 months ago

Ok the first two were funny, but the last was...still funny but I wouldn't let my kid even act that part! come on guys get real.

stygianapproach 2 months ago

@stygianapproach

i think the vibro is new, never used. xD

Doze67 2 months ago

@stygianapproach

and the kid have some fun !

Doze67 2 months ago

frgswrgswfrg



Noah414 2 months ago

Nah the first one was how he wants it.

Number1ricky 2 months ago

كيف جت الشوكة ؟

lexus4i 2 months ago

agree only th last one was good, the 1st one na, 2nd one , i saw that coming a mile away..

oakland002 2 months ago

@oakland002 thank you nostradickmus

StupidFatFag 2 months ago

lmfao at 1:27 !!!!

Mr5dollarfootlongs 2 months ago

rofl @ Comercial 3 XD



dreamerz 2 months ago

last one was the best!

24MindyMoo1 2 months ago

lol

tonyandangienc 2 months ago

LOL

athirson101 2 months ago

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AlphaMobileUK 2 months ago

ok what is up with ikea?

Mrcabletwitch 2 months ago

ikea makes really dumb commercials

optimisticgrl 2 months ago

who the fuck lets theyre kid play with a vibrator for a commercial

kennyp521 3 months ago

ladies like em big ladeis like em small, ladies like em all

acookiemonster1 3 months ago

Hahahahaahahhaa

AJUKking 3 months ago

geez the way that kid mad his face in the last oone ude think it was in his but

burtonloco1 3 months ago

well, @ 1st commercial -> She's still warm :P

traicachua96 3 months ago 86

@traicachua96 LOL ur crazy man:))))

EmyY2J 1 month ago

hahahaha last one!!!! that should have made it to tv!

PixieGem247Yo 3 months ago

that was funny

Wisdom162 3 months ago

Aaaaagh lil boy playin w the dildo

GENskateboards 3 months ago

he loves the smell and the way its so slimy

minikeast 3 months ago

Oh....My....Goodness...My jaw dropped at the last one..And i was gagging on the second one..

OfficialBlueOctober 3 months ago

wow, they are so weird. I can see why the last one didnt get on.

Marissaf7 4 months ago

wow, they are so weird. Ican see why the last one didnt get on.

Marissaf7 4 months ago

the last 2 had me rolling

MrJSU2010 4 months ago

did u notice in the first one when they were kissing they were also h**ping O.O

juleahcharisma1 4 months ago

OMG!!! That last one was HILARIOUS!!!

920chrissy 4 months ago

wen da camera went off he boned her unconscious/dead body.

Thebeastwitin1 4 months ago

1:34 skip the ads

ibrahimsub 4 months ago 3

dildo FAIL LOL XD

505pwned 4 months ago

i wonder what that chiled was smelling

505pwned 4 months ago

Oh damn, that wasn't a vibrator, that was mommies special space ship

staightedge801 4 months ago

That kid in the last one is gonna be so screwed when he grows up haha....

TheCatsLastWord 4 months ago

that fork was all like get back to the kitchen bee-yoch!!!

DGMK3672 4 months ago 57

kids dont play with dildos unless its ur girl freinds dildo but make sur she doesnt loloololololololol



MrFunkynutts 4 months ago

the last one made tv ....

hunsaja 4 months ago

poor child

enlargemedia 4 months ago

Lol

xavishep 5 months ago

wooww ..XD

DeathThreatsAndRoses 5 months ago

The Man used 2 FORKs; the one in the FRONT killed her......

prchat 5 months ago

FAIL

greeneyes7377 5 months ago

i wonder how the ppl felt to act that out ... :O

TheAncientSpartan 5 months ago

lol at the last one what a pervert mom

lamascara66 5 months ago

@Inuyasha0261 that's funny, and btw, the last one was just like TOTALLY FUNAY LOL HEHEH! AHAH

ulysses12341 5 months ago

lmao at the last one

KINGVONTAE 5 months ago

Wow. Just wrong! Lmao!

Four2Forty 5 months ago

the ikea one

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SparkSSBM 5 months ago

That last one was so funny. That happend to some girl I know. Her kid found her vibrater and was playing with it.

scloco831 6 months ago

thats not even right .. that shit aint even fuckin funny come on now a fuckin kid playing with a vibrator

e36boyz 6 months ago

OMG!!!!! THE LAST ONE WAS JUST WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ThePureHeartSora 6 months ago 4

the last one is soo wrong xDDD

SpyengoEen 6 months ago

great bud light commercials budlightcommercials(.)net

brandonsince1986 6 months ago

IKEA adverts are jokes

LadyKosmo 6 months ago

lol thats last one !

jcfreakyomii 7 months ago

That last one was uncalled for.

AnimalLover1977 7 months ago

Excellent!

11ryan23 7 months ago

thats not a vibrator, its a Japanese Bullet Train! ^^

pugosisiw 7 months ago

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tummieloveable 7 months ago

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scrygor 7 months ago

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scrygor 7 months ago

lol awkward.

hanniebby 7 months ago

lol ikea

SLYR237 7 months ago

i like the last one

TheALYSSAisawsome 7 months ago

Well I guess that's why these didn't make it to TV XD LMAO at em all buy WAY too inappropriate XDDD lol at the last one xD

JijiGoesRawr 7 months ago

lol

Alefevre101 7 months ago

tehehe!

fresherdanyou5 8 months ago

he started laughing

foxshot97 8 months ago

YOU SICK FILTH IDIOT PRICK

shahidur1992 8 months ago

Last one made ROFL!

SmallLegacy 8 months ago

haha awesome!

youngbostongirl 8 months ago

thats not a vibrator its a new japanese train :P

Inuyasha0261 8 months ago 135

what was he holding?!?!!?



tinkforeverxoxo 9 months ago

WTF IS THAT KID DOING WITH A VIBRATOR IN THE FIRST PLACE SECOND WHO IN THE HELL LEAVES A 70 DOLLAR VIBRATOR OUT IT MUST BE COVERED IN BIO-LUBE

narutosakura144 9 months ago 2

@narutosakura144 woow, you sure know about it..haha

colombiantom 8 months ago

@colombiantom I JUST WATCH TO MUCH MTV AND E

narutosakura144 8 months ago

LAST ONE WAS AWESOME

Hilarygirl93 9 months ago

thta lil boi rotfl

loveable446 9 months ago

stupid

manfam14 9 months ago

wtf all ikea commericals?

SydtheKiddy 9 months ago

ROFL

KevinLuhrs 9 months ago

WTF a dildo for the kid O.o

I'll never buy ikea stuff again !!

liquidus2172 9 months ago

HAHAHAHA

Lobbinit 9 months ago

Funny

dsalmeron 9 months ago

WTF! I've seen all of these on TV in Norway!

MyGuruLife 10 months ago

the last one was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sassyfrass1234567890 10 months ago

That last one was awesome, too funny. They had another good vibrator one where the grandmother was using it to stir pancake mix.

samanthasue 10 months ago

thats not right xD

MusicForALifetime123 10 months ago

Ikea was very stupid to think the last one would make TV :P

ShaddsSaidSo 10 months ago

i hope his momma washed that thing lol

Ketterashley82 10 months ago

@Ketterashley82

Especially if it was actually his dad using it. XD

PSReldus 10 months ago

Last one was fkn wrong.

ChaziChaz89 10 months ago 3

the second one was ared

greptor 10 months ago

WTF that last one was a shocker LOL

naru24dude 10 months ago

i like how coincidentally all these are sexual.

MrBluedso 11 months ago

Lauren the kid was playing with a dildo....

acsmith4461 11 months ago

ikea makes some pretty messed up commercials...

myapplesarepurple 11 months ago

didn't understand the last one...

Lauren50381 11 months ago

@Lauren50381 the kid was holding a vibrator...

horsebonanza 10 months ago

@horsebonanza 

flashvlad 9 months ago

my favorite was the last one.

McCrystalc123 11 months ago

lmfao wwwwwwoooooowwwwwww

TheM1NN13 11 months ago

laughed so hard i cried lmao!!

jmg102380 1 year ago

LOL made me laugh so hard

XINIX100 1 year ago

Thumbs up if funnyjunk brought you here!

Iownyoujk 1 year ago

It's pretty obvious y these neve made tv

forevertweetie 1 year ago

vibrater classic

MrFichino 1 year ago

If the kid ever realized that he was playing with Mommy's special toy I would suggest telling him it was a misunderstanding as it was actually a model of the Titan Booster used to launch the Gemini manned missions in the 60's preparing NASA for the Apollo Program. I am sure he would buy that explanation.

nolarobert 1 year ago

of i get it he left a fork in the couch, haha thats funny

funfetticupcakes12 1 year ago

funny like - search dem guys

Aldoj77 1 year ago

hole in one shit....

what da f.....

krekkrekmu 1 year ago

Ok So The Kid Playing With The Vibrator Was The Best 1 Hands Down!!lol

ecrump10 1 year ago

Last on lmfao

gogetitbaby1 1 year ago

That was horrible!~

TwinHoN 1 year ago

lmaooo. that's cute (;

bamxtay 1 year ago

oh my lol at the last one

kmk2707 2 years ago 102

the third of the clips (the one with the vibrator) has been shown in swedish television

nissafors 2 years ago

ooooooopppppppppps!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

daniCajoe 2 years ago

no wonder why these videos are so fucking stupid, not even funny... who would give a USED dildo to a kid and let him play with it for a commercial?...

drumerboy223 2 years ago

@drumerboy223 it wasnt used and that was the point of all the commericials 2 tidy up .becuz his mom or whoever was so sloppy kid ends up finding her vibrator n having something he shouldnt.so it tells her 2 "tidy up" and do so by going 2 ikea.

ecrump10 1 year ago

GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

dildo + little kid = ?

MacMachineMan 2 years ago 2

Funny kid ! Dildo ? Damn man that's cold.

Put a dong in a kids hands to sell a few fuckin tables , not rite!! €{:(¡) King monkey 3D Dj.

Lvduggo69 2 years ago

Hahaah the kid with the dildoo, funny!!

jackieswirlgirl 2 years ago

oh emm gee . I see why that was banned !! especially the last one aka the funniest !

SenoritaNatalia 2 years ago

one epic fucking kid. :D

Kayatya 2 years ago

Loooooooool! I love the last one.

KaroLovesGames 2 years ago

OMG the last one was HILARIOUS! lololol XD

RikusHeartless 2 years ago 2

omgizzle a vibrator!!

haha holy shiz xD lmao

shiversshivering 2 years ago

ha the kid was playing with a dildo!!!

CrazyChimp 2 years ago 2

hahaha! so funny!!!

Fuzzyllama9 2 years ago

that last vid rockkkkkdd

st3pahniie 2 years ago

LMAO @ LAST VID

K3V1N9993 2 years ago

LMFAO!!!! lat one is hilarious!!!!

xxemoxxanna 2 years ago

the first was kinda stupid but the other to were lol

lazeman95 2 years ago

hahahaha!!! kid playing with vibrator...

Tidy up!

FiveoSmash 2 years ago

rotflmfao hahahahahaah she fucking ate his shoe string lmfao\

this made my fucking day

fatman10103 2 years ago

so funny that kid was playin wit a vibrator i love the way he laughed lol

mileyfan234 2 years ago

lol that kid was playin wit a dildo

Jere2DaMiah 2 years ago

wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

wow lol thats amazing

musicislifez 2 years ago

ROFLMFAO hahahaaa all funny xD

Jeffery0514 2 years ago

LMAO!!!I luv da last 1!

SinThePirateGrl 2 years ago

what was the last 1 about?

angel44444444444 2 years ago

vibrater kid was playing with one

SuperHappyClaw 2 years ago

Rofl Omg This so messed up...

DutsonEntertainment 2 years ago

Lmfao...those are the best IKEA commercials I have ever seen!

DirtyLove87 2 years ago

rofllllll okayy that was funnyyyy. but that kid was too cute, and his laugh and stuff.

SamanthaaMariee9 2 years ago

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varro666 2 years ago

omg the kid with the dildo :O lol my jaw dropped...that was nuts

tracyness22 2 years ago

omg! the last one was so nasty how could they think that even funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Beefjerkyy 2 years ago

wow... that was too funny

SaraiVampira 2 years ago

now dis ish isz lyke 2 2 2 2 2 2 funnnneeeee LOL.Zz

Mikejunior252 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA i wish television allowed these...

GreatMcGoogler 2 years ago

lmfao rofl... hey Atleast the kid didnt chew on the dildo.

lokibacha 2 years ago

the kid gets all laughy and happy when the vibrator startes up, lmao

MalfoysGirl14 2 years ago 3

shoe string? how could that happen i mean who keeps shoes where they gonna eat

URSOGAY2008 2 years ago 3

lmao I was just about to comment that.

Retribution077 2 years ago

I didn`t get the last one

clonecody2 2 years ago

what didnt you get????

MalfoysGirl14 2 years ago

The boy was playing with a dildo.

Retribution077 2 years ago

it was a dildo

1foldedcrazyfrog1 2 years ago

rofl the dildo!!!!!!!

Gears2JunkieOfWar 2 years ago

hahaha the dildo

overkill7000 2 years ago 3

lmao, the kid with the dildo! lol

2412jojo 2 years ago

when that kid looks back on that day when he is old enough to understand what we held he is going to go through a lot of counciling lol.

DevilChildDante 2 years ago 55

i read ur comment and i was laughing so hard i was crying witch i have never done.

peytonredrocks 2 years ago

lmfao the vibrator start to vibrate and he was all excited

3DGFORLYFE 2 years ago

wow..the second was sooo creepy..

ambyrae 2 years ago

1:21 lol

fartsandeggsxx 2 years ago

lololo  vibrator lol

Rockyhorrorfan5 2 years ago

OMG LOL

Mikejunior252 2 years ago

the last was the funniest lol

tylerdork1 2 years ago

omfg the vibrator was hysterical!!

luvbutton78 2 years ago

haha omg the vibrator haha that poor kid

ThnksfrthMmrs1114 2 years ago

oh shit that vibrator was funny as hell omg i shit myself!!!!

brownie21566 2 years ago

the kid with the vibrater stole the show, omg i almost pissed laughing LMAO

XxPunkRockChikaxX 2 years ago 2

ohmygawd!!! i love the last one!!

sarahgboo 2 years ago

HAHAH THE DILDO!

VampirexVickii 2 years ago

haha funny

fredbirdusa 2 years ago

LOL.

maskofmemories 2 years ago

lmao the last one was the funniest

haynwarrior5 2 years ago 2

HAHA the shoelace one xD

puddlesofdoom 2 years ago

lol, all of these did make it onto TV in california!

EgotisticPain 2 years ago

LOL DILDO

lolisjason 2 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

Rommette 2 years ago

Lmfao! at the last one. oH my god.

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IHaveAMask 2 years ago 2

man it  passive

nikkj2 2 years ago

holy shit!!! I get it violence against Women.

e22378 2 years ago

Hmmm- I hadn't thought about it that way - maybe I should put a warning on it.

skydiverjim 2 years ago

@e22378 Ofc its violence against women

deadforsakenn 1 year ago

@e22378 good eye dude, i just noticed it.

greenchavez13 1 year ago

Old hunter's checkup

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

"One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.... As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."

"He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."