Women and Home Depot

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that’s an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet." This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Army Jokes: Singapore Dessert Soldier

Two Singaporean soldiers are talking. Tan: “Pass the tiramisu.” Lim: “Cannot-la.” Tan: “Why not?” Lim: “Against army regulations to help another soldier to dessert.”

The Truth is 'Out There'

WOMEN -

Two female friends are catching up:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes, the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.  And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...


MEN -

Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are "networking"...:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep.
You?

- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
Couldn't find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.
It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful... Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f..cking candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so p.ssed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about f..k knows what!

A Trilogy of Funny Commercials that never made TV

Three (3) funny commercials you will probably never see on TV - Tidy up with Ikea


Comments:

poor kid ..im w8ing for the video where he finds out what he was holding when he was little

amraKAMC 3 hours ago

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MrThomasCWest 1 day ago

The shoe-lace one is the best but that one with the kid is a bit disturbing :-|

yokhana 1 day ago

Theses are awesome commercials

PiefaceclownPrdctns 1 day ago

Christ, Ikea must be the sole reason everyone thinks Swedes are pervs :/

einarssone 2 days ago

mtta1979 you must have never seen a couch, because if you did you would know they have these things called crevices all over them where things like forks like to hide and receipts and socks and tons of crap. So your statement is well...generally retarted. Very funny commercials ;)

dustinx45 4 days ago

In the first commercial were the fork goes in the womans back but if you noticed the couch was completly clean nothing was on it not even the fork so just watching that commercial didn't make any sence at all *FAIL*

mtta1979 5 days ago

240p.. We meet again

LawlietJP 5 days ago

looks like the first couple skipped spooning and went straight to forking.

TheMostEpicNameEver 6 days ago 11

I find the last middle one hilarious simply for the fact that she's now on Parenthood.

RCycleRider4Eva 1 week ago

too funny! love it!

jezdamayel 1 week ago

Too bad the vibrator commercial DID reach Dutch television. Because we're cool like that :P

VertigoZero555 1 week ago

@VertigoZero555 we had the last one in england too :p

BrightonPablo 1 week ago

The last one" Behold The 10cm toy bullet!"

Physicspilot 1 week ago 5

Ikea or I kill ya.

250videos 1 week ago 4

The 1st commercial brings a new definition to "do it yourself".

cheesecak152 1 week ago

Just proves what gods ikea are

infinityeelTV 2 weeks ago

Dildo! Lmao

Bigbone92a 2 weeks ago

Where were these aired. Not here in US, we're too conservative for good fun

OuiBlank 3 weeks ago

jajjajaja limpia tu cuarto

CristhianEscurra 3 weeks ago

Haha love the last one xd

TheHallowiebenik 3 weeks ago

Lol hilarious! XD

peaceperson21 3 weeks ago

Haha I love the dildo one LOL :D

11goff 3 weeks ago

1:20 is some funny shit lol

XXkupkakeXXxx 3 weeks ago

they need to put this stuff on tv lol.i would rather watch commercials then these actual commercials that made it on tv xD funny stuff

davidchernikov 3 weeks ago

@CEthomas11 it was a vibrator

laxinFL0R1DA 4 weeks ago

what os that thing the kid was holding?

CEthomas11 4 weeks ago

Hahaha love the last one the kid is so cute

SWAGKINGSson 1 month ago

Lmfao the dildo is funny

moeali777 1 month ago

lol at the kid playing with the dildo

BreadForButter 1 month ago

wow ikea is nasty hahaha

51dumbdumb 1 month ago

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xChrizmax 1 month ago

lmao the last one was hilarious expessially how the little kid was laughing hahahah! (:

Hailey7713 1 month ago

MOM!!!!!!!!!!

saidivhs 1 month ago

first of all who leeves a fork on a couch second who eats spgetti like that besides your mom third who would want to have secs wit you after you have a kid so just throw that dill away or it time to have that talk to your son.....

singamijig 1 month ago

wtf the third one

rayxbrowning1122 1 month ago

The first one !!!!!!!! LMAO

RoseyLovesBritney1 1 month ago

I bet the last one was awkward for the producers.. "okay... now hand the child the dildo"

jsanford91 1 month ago 115

@jsanford91 ITS A VIBRATOR!!!

Doh616 1 week ago 24

@Doh616 It's a vibrating dildo.

MagePoO 1 week ago

@Doh616 back massager

cza2099 6 days ago

I .love the last one!!!!!! X'D

macko8626 1 month ago

Last one Fail

13XFACEX31 1 month ago

another funny commercial is "slobbersome gum infomercial" its really funny and even has funny bloopers!

randomhahahaa 1 month ago

Oh no! Awe man.. Why would they have a baby play with that..

Vdub15x 1 month ago

why the fuck would ikea, let a child play with a dildo ¿¡ :§

blackninga27 1 month ago

that last commercial was wrong very wrong

foreve331 1 month ago

im at the wird part of youtube again

thegamer13531 1 month ago

Bahahahaa ... Baby playing with a dildo... Can't stop laughing...

johnreyc18 1 month ago

What is so funny about the last one ? 

omar52334 1 month ago

OH MY GOD @ last one! That was funny.

peachescrashmacgyver 1 month ago

I'm surprised the second one didn't make the cut. That was fairly clean. The corpse and the vibrator... Not so much.

mistriousfrog 1 month ago

That last one was the best

bubajumo 1 month ago

The last one, Not only for the ladies , Kids can enjoy them too

NB5BHVL 1 month ago

Lmao #SWAG!

DeeJayAyy 1 month ago

wut... hehehehehehe

Kittykatkiddo101 1 month ago

You sure they never made tv? Pretty sure I saw the first and last one before...

08codys90 1 month ago

hahaha. LMFAO

Halo3fanatic1998 1 month ago

LOL

JollyGreenGordon 1 month ago

When that kid grows up, everybody will make fun of him for playing with dildos :P

RainingBrokenHeartz 1 month ago

that's wrong in soo many levels

latinsuga121 1 month ago

ROFL the little kid haha thts great

LazerXX2234 1 month ago

LOL@ THE 3RD ONE!!!

eeagirl128 1 month ago

She got stabbed in the back by a fork.....you know what this mean ladies?

you have angered the the kitchen gods!

mrtundra45 1 month ago

Smh that was not okay get real.

AmbiiEmoRock 1 month ago

Who keeps shoes on their bed while they have dinner? Funny, but it makes no sense

TBIRD0625 1 month ago

OMG!! that is soo funny!! Like kids NEVER find vibrators??

Bjmorgan73 2 months ago

Ok the first two were funny, but the last was...still funny but I wouldn't let my kid even act that part! come on guys get real.

stygianapproach 2 months ago

@stygianapproach

i think the vibro is new, never used. xD

Doze67 2 months ago

@stygianapproach

and the kid have some fun !

Doze67 2 months ago

frgswrgswfrg



Noah414 2 months ago

Nah the first one was how he wants it.

Number1ricky 2 months ago

كيف جت الشوكة ؟

lexus4i 2 months ago

agree only th last one was good, the 1st one na, 2nd one , i saw that coming a mile away..

oakland002 2 months ago

@oakland002 thank you nostradickmus

StupidFatFag 2 months ago

lmfao at 1:27 !!!!

Mr5dollarfootlongs 2 months ago

rofl @ Comercial 3 XD



dreamerz 2 months ago

last one was the best!

24MindyMoo1 2 months ago

lol

tonyandangienc 2 months ago

LOL

athirson101 2 months ago

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AlphaMobileUK 2 months ago

ok what is up with ikea?

Mrcabletwitch 2 months ago

ikea makes really dumb commercials

optimisticgrl 2 months ago

who the fuck lets theyre kid play with a vibrator for a commercial

kennyp521 3 months ago

ladies like em big ladeis like em small, ladies like em all

acookiemonster1 3 months ago

Hahahahaahahhaa

AJUKking 3 months ago

geez the way that kid mad his face in the last oone ude think it was in his but

burtonloco1 3 months ago

well, @ 1st commercial -> She's still warm :P

traicachua96 3 months ago 86

@traicachua96 LOL ur crazy man:))))

EmyY2J 1 month ago

hahahaha last one!!!! that should have made it to tv!

PixieGem247Yo 3 months ago

that was funny

Wisdom162 3 months ago

Aaaaagh lil boy playin w the dildo

GENskateboards 3 months ago

he loves the smell and the way its so slimy

minikeast 3 months ago

Oh....My....Goodness...My jaw dropped at the last one..And i was gagging on the second one..

OfficialBlueOctober 3 months ago

wow, they are so weird. I can see why the last one didnt get on.

Marissaf7 4 months ago

wow, they are so weird. Ican see why the last one didnt get on.

Marissaf7 4 months ago

the last 2 had me rolling

MrJSU2010 4 months ago

did u notice in the first one when they were kissing they were also h**ping O.O

juleahcharisma1 4 months ago

OMG!!! That last one was HILARIOUS!!!

920chrissy 4 months ago

wen da camera went off he boned her unconscious/dead body.

Thebeastwitin1 4 months ago

1:34 skip the ads

ibrahimsub 4 months ago 3

dildo FAIL LOL XD

505pwned 4 months ago

i wonder what that chiled was smelling

505pwned 4 months ago

Oh damn, that wasn't a vibrator, that was mommies special space ship

staightedge801 4 months ago

That kid in the last one is gonna be so screwed when he grows up haha....

TheCatsLastWord 4 months ago

that fork was all like get back to the kitchen bee-yoch!!!

DGMK3672 4 months ago 57

kids dont play with dildos unless its ur girl freinds dildo but make sur she doesnt loloololololololol



MrFunkynutts 4 months ago

the last one made tv ....

hunsaja 4 months ago

poor child

enlargemedia 4 months ago

Lol

xavishep 5 months ago

wooww ..XD

DeathThreatsAndRoses 5 months ago

The Man used 2 FORKs; the one in the FRONT killed her......

prchat 5 months ago

FAIL

greeneyes7377 5 months ago

i wonder how the ppl felt to act that out ... :O

TheAncientSpartan 5 months ago

lol at the last one what a pervert mom

lamascara66 5 months ago

@Inuyasha0261 that's funny, and btw, the last one was just like TOTALLY FUNAY LOL HEHEH! AHAH

ulysses12341 5 months ago

lmao at the last one

KINGVONTAE 5 months ago

Wow. Just wrong! Lmao!

Four2Forty 5 months ago

the ikea one

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SparkSSBM 5 months ago

That last one was so funny. That happend to some girl I know. Her kid found her vibrater and was playing with it.

scloco831 6 months ago

thats not even right .. that shit aint even fuckin funny come on now a fuckin kid playing with a vibrator

e36boyz 6 months ago

OMG!!!!! THE LAST ONE WAS JUST WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ThePureHeartSora 6 months ago 4

the last one is soo wrong xDDD

SpyengoEen 6 months ago

great bud light commercials budlightcommercials(.)net

brandonsince1986 6 months ago

IKEA adverts are jokes

LadyKosmo 6 months ago

lol thats last one !

jcfreakyomii 7 months ago

That last one was uncalled for.

AnimalLover1977 7 months ago

Excellent!

11ryan23 7 months ago

thats not a vibrator, its a Japanese Bullet Train! ^^

pugosisiw 7 months ago

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tummieloveable 7 months ago

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scrygor 7 months ago

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scrygor 7 months ago

lol awkward.

hanniebby 7 months ago

lol ikea

SLYR237 7 months ago

i like the last one

TheALYSSAisawsome 7 months ago

Well I guess that's why these didn't make it to TV XD LMAO at em all buy WAY too inappropriate XDDD lol at the last one xD

JijiGoesRawr 7 months ago

lol

Alefevre101 7 months ago

tehehe!

fresherdanyou5 8 months ago

he started laughing

foxshot97 8 months ago

YOU SICK FILTH IDIOT PRICK

shahidur1992 8 months ago

Last one made ROFL!

SmallLegacy 8 months ago

haha awesome!

youngbostongirl 8 months ago

thats not a vibrator its a new japanese train :P

Inuyasha0261 8 months ago 135

what was he holding?!?!!?



tinkforeverxoxo 9 months ago

WTF IS THAT KID DOING WITH A VIBRATOR IN THE FIRST PLACE SECOND WHO IN THE HELL LEAVES A 70 DOLLAR VIBRATOR OUT IT MUST BE COVERED IN BIO-LUBE

narutosakura144 9 months ago 2

@narutosakura144 woow, you sure know about it..haha

colombiantom 8 months ago

@colombiantom I JUST WATCH TO MUCH MTV AND E

narutosakura144 8 months ago

LAST ONE WAS AWESOME

Hilarygirl93 9 months ago

thta lil boi rotfl

loveable446 9 months ago

stupid

manfam14 9 months ago

wtf all ikea commericals?

SydtheKiddy 9 months ago

ROFL

KevinLuhrs 9 months ago

WTF a dildo for the kid O.o

I'll never buy ikea stuff again !!

liquidus2172 9 months ago

HAHAHAHA

Lobbinit 9 months ago

Funny

dsalmeron 9 months ago

WTF! I've seen all of these on TV in Norway!

MyGuruLife 10 months ago

the last one was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sassyfrass1234567890 10 months ago

That last one was awesome, too funny. They had another good vibrator one where the grandmother was using it to stir pancake mix.

samanthasue 10 months ago

thats not right xD

MusicForALifetime123 10 months ago

Ikea was very stupid to think the last one would make TV :P

ShaddsSaidSo 10 months ago

i hope his momma washed that thing lol

Ketterashley82 10 months ago

@Ketterashley82

Especially if it was actually his dad using it. XD

PSReldus 10 months ago

Last one was fkn wrong.

ChaziChaz89 10 months ago 3

the second one was ared

greptor 10 months ago

WTF that last one was a shocker LOL

naru24dude 10 months ago

i like how coincidentally all these are sexual.

MrBluedso 11 months ago

Lauren the kid was playing with a dildo....

acsmith4461 11 months ago

ikea makes some pretty messed up commercials...

myapplesarepurple 11 months ago

didn't understand the last one...

Lauren50381 11 months ago

@Lauren50381 the kid was holding a vibrator...

horsebonanza 10 months ago

@horsebonanza 

flashvlad 9 months ago

my favorite was the last one.

McCrystalc123 11 months ago

lmfao wwwwwwoooooowwwwwww

TheM1NN13 11 months ago

laughed so hard i cried lmao!!

jmg102380 1 year ago

LOL made me laugh so hard

XINIX100 1 year ago

Thumbs up if funnyjunk brought you here!

Iownyoujk 1 year ago

It's pretty obvious y these neve made tv

forevertweetie 1 year ago

vibrater classic

MrFichino 1 year ago

If the kid ever realized that he was playing with Mommy's special toy I would suggest telling him it was a misunderstanding as it was actually a model of the Titan Booster used to launch the Gemini manned missions in the 60's preparing NASA for the Apollo Program. I am sure he would buy that explanation.

nolarobert 1 year ago

of i get it he left a fork in the couch, haha thats funny

funfetticupcakes12 1 year ago

funny like - search dem guys

Aldoj77 1 year ago

hole in one shit....

what da f.....

krekkrekmu 1 year ago

Ok So The Kid Playing With The Vibrator Was The Best 1 Hands Down!!lol

ecrump10 1 year ago

Last on lmfao

gogetitbaby1 1 year ago

That was horrible!~

TwinHoN 1 year ago

lmaooo. that's cute (;

bamxtay 1 year ago

oh my lol at the last one

kmk2707 2 years ago 102

the third of the clips (the one with the vibrator) has been shown in swedish television

nissafors 2 years ago

ooooooopppppppppps!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

daniCajoe 2 years ago

no wonder why these videos are so fucking stupid, not even funny... who would give a USED dildo to a kid and let him play with it for a commercial?...

drumerboy223 2 years ago

@drumerboy223 it wasnt used and that was the point of all the commericials 2 tidy up .becuz his mom or whoever was so sloppy kid ends up finding her vibrator n having something he shouldnt.so it tells her 2 "tidy up" and do so by going 2 ikea.

ecrump10 1 year ago

GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

dildo + little kid = ?

MacMachineMan 2 years ago 2

Funny kid ! Dildo ? Damn man that's cold.

Put a dong in a kids hands to sell a few fuckin tables , not rite!! €{:(¡) King monkey 3D Dj.

Lvduggo69 2 years ago

Hahaah the kid with the dildoo, funny!!

jackieswirlgirl 2 years ago

oh emm gee . I see why that was banned !! especially the last one aka the funniest !

SenoritaNatalia 2 years ago

one epic fucking kid. :D

Kayatya 2 years ago

Loooooooool! I love the last one.

KaroLovesGames 2 years ago

OMG the last one was HILARIOUS! lololol XD

RikusHeartless 2 years ago 2

omgizzle a vibrator!!

haha holy shiz xD lmao

shiversshivering 2 years ago

ha the kid was playing with a dildo!!!

CrazyChimp 2 years ago 2

hahaha! so funny!!!

Fuzzyllama9 2 years ago

that last vid rockkkkkdd

st3pahniie 2 years ago

LMAO @ LAST VID

K3V1N9993 2 years ago

LMFAO!!!! lat one is hilarious!!!!

xxemoxxanna 2 years ago

the first was kinda stupid but the other to were lol

lazeman95 2 years ago

hahahaha!!! kid playing with vibrator...

Tidy up!

FiveoSmash 2 years ago

rotflmfao hahahahahaah she fucking ate his shoe string lmfao\

this made my fucking day

fatman10103 2 years ago

so funny that kid was playin wit a vibrator i love the way he laughed lol

mileyfan234 2 years ago

lol that kid was playin wit a dildo

Jere2DaMiah 2 years ago

wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

wow lol thats amazing

musicislifez 2 years ago

ROFLMFAO hahahaaa all funny xD

Jeffery0514 2 years ago

LMAO!!!I luv da last 1!

SinThePirateGrl 2 years ago

what was the last 1 about?

angel44444444444 2 years ago

vibrater kid was playing with one

SuperHappyClaw 2 years ago

Rofl Omg This so messed up...

DutsonEntertainment 2 years ago

Lmfao...those are the best IKEA commercials I have ever seen!

DirtyLove87 2 years ago

rofllllll okayy that was funnyyyy. but that kid was too cute, and his laugh and stuff.

SamanthaaMariee9 2 years ago

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varro666 2 years ago

omg the kid with the dildo :O lol my jaw dropped...that was nuts

tracyness22 2 years ago

omg! the last one was so nasty how could they think that even funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Beefjerkyy 2 years ago

wow... that was too funny

SaraiVampira 2 years ago

now dis ish isz lyke 2 2 2 2 2 2 funnnneeeee LOL.Zz

Mikejunior252 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA i wish television allowed these...

GreatMcGoogler 2 years ago

lmfao rofl... hey Atleast the kid didnt chew on the dildo.

lokibacha 2 years ago

the kid gets all laughy and happy when the vibrator startes up, lmao

MalfoysGirl14 2 years ago 3

shoe string? how could that happen i mean who keeps shoes where they gonna eat

URSOGAY2008 2 years ago 3

lmao I was just about to comment that.

Retribution077 2 years ago

I didn`t get the last one

clonecody2 2 years ago

what didnt you get????

MalfoysGirl14 2 years ago

The boy was playing with a dildo.

Retribution077 2 years ago

it was a dildo

1foldedcrazyfrog1 2 years ago

rofl the dildo!!!!!!!

Gears2JunkieOfWar 2 years ago

hahaha the dildo

overkill7000 2 years ago 3

lmao, the kid with the dildo! lol

2412jojo 2 years ago

when that kid looks back on that day when he is old enough to understand what we held he is going to go through a lot of counciling lol.

DevilChildDante 2 years ago 55

i read ur comment and i was laughing so hard i was crying witch i have never done.

peytonredrocks 2 years ago

lmfao the vibrator start to vibrate and he was all excited

3DGFORLYFE 2 years ago

wow..the second was sooo creepy..

ambyrae 2 years ago

1:21 lol

fartsandeggsxx 2 years ago

lololo  vibrator lol

Rockyhorrorfan5 2 years ago

OMG LOL

Mikejunior252 2 years ago

the last was the funniest lol

tylerdork1 2 years ago

omfg the vibrator was hysterical!!

luvbutton78 2 years ago

haha omg the vibrator haha that poor kid

ThnksfrthMmrs1114 2 years ago

oh shit that vibrator was funny as hell omg i shit myself!!!!

brownie21566 2 years ago

the kid with the vibrater stole the show, omg i almost pissed laughing LMAO

XxPunkRockChikaxX 2 years ago 2

ohmygawd!!! i love the last one!!

sarahgboo 2 years ago

HAHAH THE DILDO!

VampirexVickii 2 years ago

haha funny

fredbirdusa 2 years ago

LOL.

maskofmemories 2 years ago

lmao the last one was the funniest

haynwarrior5 2 years ago 2

HAHA the shoelace one xD

puddlesofdoom 2 years ago

lol, all of these did make it onto TV in california!

EgotisticPain 2 years ago

LOL DILDO

lolisjason 2 years ago

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Rommette 2 years ago

Lmfao! at the last one. oH my god.

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IHaveAMask 2 years ago 2

man it  passive

nikkj2 2 years ago

holy shit!!! I get it violence against Women.

e22378 2 years ago

Hmmm- I hadn't thought about it that way - maybe I should put a warning on it.

skydiverjim 2 years ago

@e22378 Ofc its violence against women

deadforsakenn 1 year ago

@e22378 good eye dude, i just noticed it.

greenchavez13 1 year ago

Old hunter's checkup

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

"One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.... As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."

"He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."