What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

What is the Difference between Mother and Wife?

One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so.

Bloody English Language

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!