What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:

"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"

The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!

Monday passed and he didn’t see her......

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....

On Thursday his swelling became better

And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ??

Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end..