One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. Wish you were her.”
Apr 25, 2011
Apr 24, 2011
Funny Video; Why so small
The Lady : what bird is this...??why so small...??
the guy : This is Import from Malaysia...!!!
The Lady : didn't see before...it looks small like kids that i saw....
the guy : it it just fly to Thailand here...
The Lady : ooo fly from far away and feather already gone...this bird bang to what why ITS head already flatten ...??go away
the guy : Nooo~~~arghhh falln*
Apr 20, 2011
Defacating
1: Heyyyyyy what are you up to
2: Not much. I'm just defacating outside.
1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken?
2: Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.
1: Ha. Good I was starting to worry.
2: Not much. I'm just defacating outside.
1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken?
2: Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.
1: Ha. Good I was starting to worry.
Apr 10, 2011
Divorce
1: Your mom and I are going to divorce next month
2: what??? why! call me please?
1: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.
2: what??? why! call me please?
1: I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney.
Mar 30, 2011
Skin graft for Megan
1: What does Megan want for her birthday?
2: get her the skin graft set
1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF
2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's
1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!
2: get her the skin graft set
1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF
2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's
1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!
Mar 26, 2011
Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey
A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show "Music Idol" performs Mariah Carey's song "Without you" in fake English.
The contestant's name is Valentina Hasan, 29 years old. She's from the village of Zvezdelina, in the Kardzhali Province. Valentina's married and "Hasan" is her husband's surname. She currently lives in Spain.
Mar 20, 2011
Ass pounded - with video
1: Guess who just got their ass pounded!
2: I don't know but tell me there's video
1: Omg. I wrote GROUNDED. and I hate this phone.
2: I don't know but tell me there's video
1: Omg. I wrote GROUNDED. and I hate this phone.
Mar 15, 2011
Whore foods - tall and blonde
1: Be home soon. Do you want anything from whore foods?
2: If you're at whore foods I'll take something tall and blonde.
2: But if you're at whole foods I'll take some peanut butter.
2: If you're at whore foods I'll take something tall and blonde.
2: But if you're at whole foods I'll take some peanut butter.
Mar 11, 2011
I love your nipples
1: I love your eyes.Period
2: and I love your nipples period.
2: dimples*******
2: LOLOL
1: Lmfaooo wowwww
2: Imfao auto correct fuxked it upp
1: Haha damm my nipless?
2: noo your dimples ***
2: lmfaooo
2: and I love your nipples period.
2: dimples*******
2: LOLOL
1: Lmfaooo wowwww
2: Imfao auto correct fuxked it upp
1: Haha damm my nipless?
2: noo your dimples ***
2: lmfaooo
Feb 15, 2011
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