Cool meanings

CIGARETTE - a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

MARRIAGE - it's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

DIVORCE - future tense of marriage

CONFERENCE - the confusion of one man multiplied by the number of present.

TEARS - the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

CONFERENCE ROOM - a place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

ECSTACY - a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

YAWN - the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

EXPERIENCE - the name men given to their mistakes.

CRIMINAL - a guy no different from the rest. Except that he got caught.

FATHER - a banker provided by nature.

BOSS - someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN - one who shakes you hand before elections and your confidence after.

DOCTOR - a person who kills your ill by pills, and kills you with his bills.

TEACHERS - are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.