A piece of advice while flying

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home to Singapore.

As the plane reached cruising altitude & speed with the seat belt sign switched off,

a 6-footer man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled "HIJACK!"

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.

Two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!"


The moral of the story is:

If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever "Hi" him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit!