Misperception

A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a huge black guy standing next to him.

The big black guy looked down upon the small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound
right ball, Turner Brown."

The small guy fainted!
The huge black dude picked up the little white guy and brought him to, slapping his face and shaking him.

He asked the small white guy, "What's wrong?"

Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The white guy sighed, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said
'Turn around!!'"