Ah Beng, you want chocolate?

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home ‘pao’ his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver’s seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away…

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him…

Grandma: ‘Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?’

Ah Beng: ‘Tenkiu ah ma… yes I want!’

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts… about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again…

Grandma: ‘Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?’

Ah Beng: Tenkiu ah ma… yes I want!’

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue…

Ah Beng: ‘Ah ma ah!... you don’t eat peanuts one meh?’

Grandma: ‘No… no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!’

Ah Beng: ‘Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?’

Grandma: ‘No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!’