Get her the skin graft set

1: What does Megan want for her birthday?

2: get her the skin graft set

1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF

2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's

1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!

Wisdom of the Indian Barber

While cutting the (Prime Minister) PM's hair one day, the Indian barber suddenly asked, "What's this Swiss Bank issue?" The PM shouted, "ARE YOU cutting my hair or making inquiry?" Barber: "Sorry Sir, I simply asked." Next day, while cutting the (Deputy Prime Minister) DPM's hair, he again asked, "Sir, what's this money laundering issue?'' The DPM shouted, ''WHY do you ask me this question?'' Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just a simple question." On the following day, MACC called in the barber and interrogated him, "Are you an agent of PKR?" Barber: "No, Sir." MACC: "Then while cutting their hair, why did you ask our PM and DPM about Swiss Bank and money laundering issues?" Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when I asked them about these, their hair stand up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily !"

I'm in the bathroom with syphilis

1: Heyyy where are u

2: I'm in the bathroom with syphilis. P
2: Steph*++***** omg autocorrect

1: Hahaha what???

Coking up

1: I miss u, are u coming to bed soon?

2: yes coking up in one sec!

1: Coking up? WTF?
1: What r u, Lindsay Lohan now?

2: haha. sorry babe. COMING UP, not coking. there will be no coke.