Wisdom of the Indian Barber

While cutting the (Prime Minister) PM's hair one day, the Indian barber suddenly asked, "What's this Swiss Bank issue?" The PM shouted, "ARE YOU cutting my hair or making inquiry?" Barber: "Sorry Sir, I simply asked." Next day, while cutting the (Deputy Prime Minister) DPM's hair, he again asked, "Sir, what's this money laundering issue?'' The DPM shouted, ''WHY do you ask me this question?'' Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just a simple question." On the following day, MACC called in the barber and interrogated him, "Are you an agent of PKR?" Barber: "No, Sir." MACC: "Then while cutting their hair, why did you ask our PM and DPM about Swiss Bank and money laundering issues?" Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when I asked them about these, their hair stand up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily !"