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Mar 11, 2009

Anything to pass exam

Pretty young student walked in to her professor's office late one afternoon the day before midterm exams. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt before him pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she said as she leaned closer to him, stroked her hair and gazed meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispered, "I would do... anything."

The professor returned her gaze. "Anything?" he asked.

"Anything," she replied.

His voice softened. "Really? Anything?" he asked again.

"Absolutely anything," she once again replied.

He leaned close to the woman and lowered his voice to a whisper.

"Would you... study?"

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