Ironing the phone

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But... what happened to the other ear?"

Ah Beng answered: "That stupid dumbo called back, lah!!!!"