1. NEWTON METHOD: Let tiger catch you. Every action has equal and opposite reaction. u can catch tiger as observed.
2. EINSTEIN METHOD: run in opposite direction to tiger. According to theory of relativity tiger will run fast and get tired and then you will be able to catch it.
3. According to most efficient POLICE METHOD: Catch a CAT and torture it till it agrees that its the TIGER.
Jun 25, 2009
It's the tiger
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