A gorgeous lady sitting alone in the bar, a guy approached her...
Guy: Hi! can i have your Mobile phone number?
Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in Palm island, a million dollars bank accounts and a seven inches PENIS which I'm yours, ...you don't have? ... so... my answer is NO.
Guy: Yeah, I don't have any of those... I have a VIPER, i own an island and I have a billion dollars bank account and excuse me! ... I won't cut my PENIS three inches short, just to have your number!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment