Virgin Computer Geeks

Two computer science students met on campus one day. The first student called out to the other, "Hey, nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replied the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rode up on this bike. She jumped off, took off all of her clothes, and said, "You can have ANYTHING you want!"

"Good choice," said the first. "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."