Bear Hunter

A man was hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large steep hill. Thinking that perhaps there would be bears on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose, the bear roared fiercely. The man was so scared that he lost his balance and fell down the hill with the bear not far behind. As he tumbled down the hill, the lost his gun. When he finally stopped at the bottom, he found that he had a broken leg. Escape was impossible & so the man, who had never been particularly religious prayed, "God if you will make this bear a Christian, I will be happy with whatever you give me for the rest of my life". The bear was no more than 3 feet away when it stopped, looked up the sky and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partak, Amen".