Dying of AIDS

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor after an examination, sighed & said, "I have some bad news,you have cancer & you'd best put your affairs in order". The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself & walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, & we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer, let's head to the club & have a martini". After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less sober. There were some laughs & more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, "I've been diagnosed with AIDS". The friends were aghast & gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over & whispered, " Momma, i thought you said you were dying of cancer, & you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS".

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone".