25 pounds at birth

An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cellphone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks.. like i said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino".

Congratulations showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weighs now?"

The proud father answers, "17 pounds".

The bartender is puzzled, concerned & a little bit suspicious, "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born".

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambaca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....



















"WE HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED"