Funny Sex Poem

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Would Never Happen If The Rubber Hadn't Torn!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You don't multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid
roses are nice
violets are fine.
i'll be the six
if you be the nine.
roses are red
violets are blue
condoms will rip
now watch you get screwed