Can't pee out

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room & approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes Sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick". he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated & said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room & say things like that".

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong & I told you", he said.

The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear".

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone".

The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly & asked, "Yes?"

"There is something wrong with my ear" he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice, "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't pee out of it! " he replied.