Blind date jokes

Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.

Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Bob, "I'll be with her all nigh?"

"Don't worry," Alex says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a heart attack."

That night Bob knocks at the girl's door.

When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"