Jokes: Terms and Meanings, Definitions

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks,nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:A place where u can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open
their mouth
ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:A fool who torments himself during life,to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER: A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:A guy no different from the other,unless he gets caught
BOSS:Someone who is early when u are late and late when u are early
POLITICIAN:One who shakes ur hand before elections and ur Confidence Later
DOCTOR:A person who kills ur ills by pills,and kills u by his bills!
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!