Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."

Your husband needs rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.!!

Why did you shoot your wife?

Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend "You are my Best Friend"

But Do u have courage tell to your Wife "You are my Best Wife?"

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:

"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"

The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!

Monday passed and he didn’t see her......

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....

On Thursday his swelling became better

And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ??

Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end..

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling, it means:

With Idiot For Ever