Have cum for me too

1: My pleasure. Have cum for me too!!

2: LOL

1: Oh my heavens. That was supposed to be FUN. I am mortified!! I would never say that. I am sooo sorry...

2: Freudian slip LOL I got a good laugh

1: Not freudian.... Stupid fill in in iPhone!! Glad you found it funny. I am finding that embarrassing!!!

The Blonde's Stain

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners on the way out of the door, the lady at the counter says,

"Come again"

The blonde says,

"No it's toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!"