Holy potty-mouth

A crusty old man walks into a local church and says to the secretary, “I would like to join this damn church.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!” “I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old man, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” “There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won P36 million in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”

Boss n Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked: "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?"

Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said: "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said: "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600cc with 2 flat tyre".

Boss went back to his office mumering ................. Nabeh !