Showing posts with label tattoo jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoo jokes. Show all posts
Jul 20, 2012
Jul 7, 2009
Mow the Lawn
A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.
The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass."
After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass."
After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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