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Showing posts with label camel jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label camel jokes. Show all posts

May 10, 2011

Camel whore

1: Todd wants a new camel whore for Christmas. Not sure one to get him. So many options. Any ideas?!

2: Whoa. What's a camel whore and what type of "options"?

1: Haha. I meant camera bag. I cannot believe it corrected to camel whore!!! How embarrassing. He is NOT getting any type of whore for Christmas.

Jun 1, 2010

Have you ever had the hump of a camel?

A middle-aged man went to a therapist while facing a mid-life crisis. The doctor encouraged him to get out into the world and travel: "Experience new places. Eat new foods. In my life, I've eaten shark and snake. Have you ever had the hump of a camel?"

The patient replied: "No, but when I was younger, I was pretty good."