I'm in the bathroom with syphilis

1: Heyyy where are u

2: I'm in the bathroom with syphilis. P
2: Steph*++***** omg autocorrect

1: Hahaha what???

Syphilis

1: I'm tired of the snow. The weather report just said like 8-12 inches more or syphilis
1: Or something
1: Hahahaha

2: Syphilis?!?!?! I dont have clothes for that.

1: I'm not prepared either. Hahaha.