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Showing posts with label coffee jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coffee jokes. Show all posts

May 9, 2009

Coffee without milk

Diner: I'd like some coffee without milk.

Waiter: We don't have any milk, sir. How about coffee without cream?

Feb 22, 2009

Sharp, ecruciating pain

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."