1: Note: Avoid FiberOne bars. They cause intense flatulence.
2: Will do!
1: Haha =]
2: I'm playing hooker with your Dad today!
2: No I meant hockey! Damn that auto correct!
1: Oh lord.
Showing posts with label hooker jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hooker jokes. Show all posts
Nov 30, 2011
Jun 11, 2009
Hooker and Taxi Driver
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
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