Swine flu - health warning

Check out below the look of a human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.

H1N1 Song

How thing changes

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear."

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And we all know who gave it to him!

Swine flu jokes

The Turkeys have bird flu. The cows have mad cow disease.

I'm telling you, boys... unless we want to see more ham served, on thanksgiving, we're going to have to get our own disease!