Riding his bisexual

1: Can you come over in like 5 mins to watch the kids?

2: Sure... wheres John?

1: He's outside riding his bisexual
1: **bike! Omg! His bike. Hahahah.

2: Yiikes, sorry I asked. Haha

Ride a bike

Father: Son, I see you have bad grades. Didn't I tell you I'd give you a bicycle if you passed your exams? What have you been doing?

Son: Learning to ride a bike.