Singapore Army Jokes: Ways to Boost Recruitment

Seven ways the Singapore army is trying to boost recruitment: 1) Military transport flights now earn frequent flier miles; 2) Superiors can now be addressed as “Dude”; 3) Army walkie-talkies replaced with latest iPhones; 4) There’s always plenty of parking at the mall when you’re driving a tank; 5) Radar screen toggles with user’s Facebook page; 6) New uniform to be issued in Ermenegildo Zegna herringbone with silk Hermes lining; 7) Army rations now include freeze-dried Starbucks latte.

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