That's how the fight started - Mad Cow

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

Swine flu jokes

The Turkeys have bird flu. The cows have mad cow disease.

I'm telling you, boys... unless we want to see more ham served, on thanksgiving, we're going to have to get our own disease!