蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶却嫁给了蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我强？
蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍。
Bee is wooing butterfly but butterfly marries snail.
Bee asks in amazement: In what way is he better than me?
Butterfly replies: He has his own house, unlike you, sharing accommodation with others.
Showing posts with label bee jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bee jokes. Show all posts
Dec 5, 2008
Oct 29, 2008
Bee joke
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered,
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered,
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