Showing posts with label nato jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nato jokes. Show all posts
Jul 10, 2012
Army Jokes: Secure the Building
The term “secure the building” means different things to different military personnel.
NATO troops: “Occupy the premises and prevent anyone else entering.”
US Marines: “Make an all-sides armed assault on the place, and then defend it with suppressive fire.”
Singapore soldiers: “Take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.”
Apr 20, 2012
Singapore Soldier Joke
A NATO soldier, standing guard in the rain with a 20-kilo pack on his back, says: “Life is hard.”
A People’s Liberation Army soldier, standing in the snow in an ill-fitting uniform with a long march ahead, says: “Life is hard.”
A Singaporean army cadet taking his iPad out of the 15-kilo pack his maid is carrying, says: “No Wi-Fi? WTF?”
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