Buy you a casket

1: I just wanted to say: I love you!

2: Oh babe. I love you too. So much.
2: If I could, I'd buy you a casket.
2: Gah! A castle! Damn auto correct. Way to ruin a moment.
2: I definitely do not want you in a casket.
2: Hello?

I love your nipples

1: I love your eyes.Period

2: and I love your nipples period.
2: dimples*******
2: LOLOL

1: Lmfaooo wowwww

2: Imfao auto correct fuxked it upp

1: Haha damm my nipless?

2: noo your dimples ***
2: lmfaooo