Conflicting Neighbors

One winter day, Adam's neighbor Joe, came up to Adam's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger.

Adam came to the door to see a red faced Joe screaming obscenities.

Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours has been pissing in my snow bank!!!!!

Adam: How do you know it was my son?

Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours wrote his name in the snow!!!!

Adam: Well.. I'll speak to him about it, but I gotta tell you, I'm not sure what you're so fired up about, is it really that bad?

Joe: (screaming): What I'm most angry about is it's my daughters handwriting!!!