Full Disclosure when selling your home

The law says you must give full disclosure of any problems with a house when you sell it.



My neighbour is an asshole.

The most appreciative gift

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers and 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: "Milton , the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

-Luv Ya, Mama

Ten Ants

An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat.

House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner.

Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me".

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.

After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it.

On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it.

The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".

Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?










Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)